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Show Pennsylvania has 10,000 public school teachers. Said a Milwaukee orator, "Go back ' with mo 1,IJ0 years." A T.oui-vi!!e physician is in favor of comnnlhory ciemution. Culquit (Ua. j minister is the father of thiity-lwo eliili.b-n. jVIt cos's $50 to tako a M-iino salmon to market out of season. Fifteen hundred Americans witnessed wit-nessed the carnival rl Koine. The rose crop in tho Orient is ro-poi ro-poi led to have been a largo one. It drunkenness can by slopped, who cares if tho revenues do not tight? b Tweed ccltbralrd theanniversaiy of bis i hlty.Jir.t binhday in prison on , t riday. Tlicre are 20,000 Northern people in Florida limning health and eatiW oranges. Victor Hugo has but to lav his nugcr on children to nmko 'them adorable. If it were not fi,r Andrew Johnson wo should by without a living ex-President. ex-President. XIq always wag obstinate. Now let ynur hciiB out to harrow up your neighbor's feelings and his seeds. It makes good garden-sass. Since tho discovery that a Washington Wash-ington funeral costs $2,277, all the government clcrka come home to die. A son of the King of Bavaria lives in Chicago, and he was arrested, the other day, lbr stealing a. horse and bugny. He fluid tha. he did not mean to tteal, and the court believed him and let him go. Has Mark Twain gone into the real estate and building business ? About once a month, for" the last year, wo have seen it announced that "Mark Twain is building a new house at Hartford." "You were the prettiest g:rl at the 1 matinee the other day," said a young man to a fair creature. That was a ( compliment, but tne addendum spoiled it. "John and J," continued he, "came to tho conclusion wo had never seen so many nly and awkward awk-ward women together io. one hall at one time in our lives." March is the month of King Victor Emmanuel. lie was born on the 14th of March, JS20; on tho 23rd, lSl'J, he succeeded his father. Charles Albert, and on the 17th, 1SG1, he took the title of King of llaly. Further; Fur-ther; on his own birthday, his eldest pon and heir to the throne, Prince Humbert, first saw the light in 1814. A Torre Haute man has forgiven his wile five times for running away from him; out we suspect tiiat when the woman takes to bringing back with her the gentlemen with whom ehe cV'pe.3, to receive his forgiveness, the old gentleman will lose his equanimity equa-nimity and reach the conclusion tuat forbearance has ceased to be a virtue A man can't stand everything. Mr. Win. R. Smart, of Greonbriar County, West Virginia, has presented to thy Smithsonian Institute an Indian In-dian calumet or pipe that was pre-stiiUd pre-stiiUd to his grandfather, Captain U'i. Robertson, of Augusta County, a., during tho Hevolutionaiy war, by his brother officer, General Knox. 'I he aiumetlsa combined pipe and tomahawk, and has the name of I General Knox engraved on the blade. The Ireaty between Queen Victoria and the Emperor of liussia, in recant re-cant to the marriage o( the Duke of Edinburgh ami the Grand Duchess Marie Al'.-xam! rnwna, U published, it provides tht if there should bo a child born of the marriage, it shall i le brought up as :i Protestant, but mat the t.ranU Duchess shall be at liberty to worship according to the rites of the Orthodox Greek Church. |