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Show IXKLIXGS. Ciirntnt rtJ U the IK'W amuiuii color. I'crkiiis U n new basJ. lit U an Amorir;m, iw. Mj. Carlos dm- ttic inaj'irins for tt ha..t (.-vuiuv. liid., fair is to liaw a ' spelling mau-li tpcn to the Wurkl." A whirlwind on ft Manitoba nmirie is relattl in Imve Inrnie"! a " hav pout."' Five bra-- haiula are trjing to raUe Hie wind wiih nm vin: aire at AUeni, Mass. Five kitten, all jointxl together at birth, havelxyn a nine Java' wonder in XcW London, Conn. Vermont, having opened a gttld mine, New (IIamithirp endeavoring endeavor-ing to set up a rival establishment. The colored t-tere of Meriden. Conn., insist on the appointment, of one of themselves to the pvlke foree. DLon. III.. Lj to have a new wooden wood-en trnsa bridge, to be buiit on the abutments of the late oirv and elegant nian-lrnp. " ! The women eonviet in the Ala- ' bama State Trim at Montpomerj- 1 are made useful in weeding the ceni-elen- and park. M e aeknowleilge the reeeipt of an invitation to see the Graphic balloon start to Europe or to ,i'hikvltl- phiu VW. A Mississippi legislator iri in prison for helping himself to retroactive remuneration re-muneration in the shape of a neighbors neigh-bors pig. The annuities due the Pawnee Indians In-dians nre being reduced by the Quaker Qua-ker loss to prevent them giving battle bat-tle to the Sioux. A Xorth Carolina bahv was bom ing the genuineness ' of the divinity that doth hedge a woman. The Omahas and 1'awnees expect to muster about 1,200 warriors, in case they go to war with their hereditary heredi-tary enemies the .Sioux. A Danbury boy wants to know if it is right for the folks to pay $T)QO for & piano for his sister, end "make, him pick berries for circus money. The theory that epidemic paralysis is caused by excessive brain workj is not strengthened by the fact thnt Beau Hickman is tho latest victim. " What," said a teacher to a pupil, ''makes you feel uncomfortable after af-ter you have done wrone? "Mv papa's big leather strap,' feelingly replied the boy. Fairbanks, the scale man, hankers after the governorship of Vermont. He is in the railroad interest, and thinks his friends hold the balance of power. A Colorado justice of the peace sentenced a man to be hanged for horse stealing, and the gallows was ready before the oilicial found he had no jurisdiction. Paris, Ky., thinks that if the Federal Fede-ral capital ia to be moved its claims ought to be considered, as it has a barrel and a half of whiskey for every individual of its population. A young Atlanta, Ga., lawyer, who was conducting a case in which hia father was to make the plea, gracefully grace-fully alluded to the old gentleman as ' ' my distinguished associate." The Cresco, la., Plain Dealer threatens" to print the name of every man in that place who visits liquor saloons, the number of times a day he makes the visits, and at what hours. A widow woman at Omaha, who lias eight boys, says that she had rather do a washing any day than to go up stairs at daylight and pound them out of bed with a policeman's club. A Cincinnati evlitor, who has indulged in-dulged in a heavy life insurance, is said to be followed whenever he goes a fishing by several insurance agents, affectionately bearing life-preservers and sun-umbrc-llns. The Austin, Texas, $ftUeiati regrets re-grets that the ''Slate bmying-ground" should be so neglected that the enclosure en-closure is broken down and stock go in and out at will, beating down the graves and breaking the tombstones. The tomb of Gen. A. Sidney Johnson is broken to pieces. |