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Show INKLINGS, A corner lot in Chicago is owned by an association of newsboys. A Sac it aw alue-faotory is dignified by the name "Chemical works." i Paris announces an international ; hore-trot to oouie off in Septomber. Four Episcopal clergymen and eight Episcopal congregations in Minnesota are Indians. A "hocujopiithic pistol" is announced, announc-ed, but its piild aro not 6aid to be good for the liver. Peoria's "crack" ball club is colored, and Boored the "white traah" tho other day 47 to 2L Zich Chandler itt visiting his rula-tiyes rula-tiyes in thelreladvcly unfortunate State of Vermont. Boston's next important convention is to bo one of bald-headed men, to be held June 14. Within the last aii months ten new names have been added to tho list of lady prt'aohcrfl. . frof. John FiBke, of Harvard college, col-lege, will lecture nest winter on the Darwinian theory. The thitf ho mean as to steal statuary stat-uary and flowers from a grave-yard lives at Quincy, Ills. A pot coon at Decatur, Ills , became jealous of the baby's opposition cooin' in its cradle, and killed it In Meriden, Conn., on laBt Sunday, Rev. E. Hungorford preached in Bar-num's Bar-num's circus and menagerie It has just occurred to a Kentuoky woman to sue the father of her five children for breach of promise. Miss Fanny Smith of Columbus, Ohio, is singing her way into tho hearts of German muaic-loverB in Berlin Ber-lin It costs $150 to obtain sufficient signatures sig-natures to a petition for a liquor license li-cense in the Third ward of lndianap- uua. A niece of cs-govornor Alvarado, of Mexico, was recently arrested in Sao Francisco for drunkenness and vag ranoy. Miss Betsy Baker has bred tho rising ris-ing generations of North H idley, Mass., as schoolmistress for nearly filiy years. The Manitoba Reil, rebel and mur-deier, mur-deier, is called the Canadian Jeff. Davis. Da-vis. Therefore it is all right that he runs at large. Mrs. Hainey. of Meriwether oounty, Ga., has given birth to a baby that has no eye ball?. Its high bawls are there, however. A Minnesota paper is advertising for a woman to act as foreman. She must be pretty and full of tears, so as to prevent strikes. Modern young gents abhor what they call "spoony girls." Of all the girls in the world, we look upon them as the most lady-like. Fifty copies of "Webster's Una-j Una-j bridged" h&vo been sent to unsettle the ideas of the Japanese concerning English orthography. 1 Tho predicted pug dog has made his 1 appearance at last as an escort for ladies. la-dies. Ho is decidedly an ugly little animal with a queer twist in his (ail. The State school superintendent of ! Minnesota announces as an axiom, de-, de-, rived from his experience of female teaohers, that "good-looking women never learn Greek." I A littlo lady in Sohencotady recently j sent word to her aged P. in Now York I that she must bo excused from writing I a longer letter. She had sperjt a vory j restless night with a eiok doll. |