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Show i:kx i:gs. Boston ha llueusod orgn grinders. grind-ers. Fiehl, of cable f'auio, is worth OOU.OUU. Father Burko will return in November. No-vember. A hnrJe of adventurers are swarming swarm-ing to Vienna. Postal oa'rdd will be made to accommodate accom-modate Hebrew characters'. The Paris jockey club has elected the husband of iSii.-son a member. .Goldsboro', N. C-, id entranced by tho oratory of a clored olergywoojan. Georgia releases stray pus from impoundment im-poundment on writs of habeas corpus. Thoro were 23,352 barrels of beer brewed in Milwaukee in the month of March. Connecticut, getting tired with her Bslcotmcn, has elected fifteen select-Woojco. select-Woojco. St, Louis is to be tho victim of twenty-live oirous compauiea during tho summer. It in said that ton Boston people oan have a strawberry supper out of half a pint of berries. A family at La Crosse wouldn't let the servant irl go to a party, and she put arsenic in the flour. Chicago has a new sensation. Her elevators are settling into the swampy soil and must bo pulled out. Tho empress of China does her own washing, and can make a slew equal to any woman in China land. A Milwaukee paper Bays that the African whom Stanley brought back from Africa is a Georgia negro. B ull-frogs attain such a size in , California that tho hams are smoked for winter consumption. N. Y. World. "Club" musio is now disooursol at Rook Island weddings. It is hoped that it will not continue alter marriage Strict Sabbatarians iu Boston are shooked by tho report that a florist of that oity Bells 10,U00 rosebuds every Sunday. The great Bhowman, P. T. Barnum, is oorraling filty Kaw and Comanche Indians for the purpose of taking them to Vionna. Immediately upon hearing of tho Atlantic disaster a Toronto man telegraphed tele-graphed to captain Williams: "This is the best market for the sale of damaged goods. Let me hear from you." The first robin of the season appeared ap-peared in Banbury, Conn., on Sunday, and was escorted through town by nineteen bows and arrows, sixty-two : shotguns, four muskets, and eleven rifloB, The effect of newly aroused religious emotion in a Minnesota ouovort was to induce him to beat his wifb almost to death, on the ground that she was his flush and consequently ought to bo mortified. Senator Amos announceshimsclf as a candidate for governor of Mississippi and aluo for re-election in the senate. Such a greed for office oauses the hot blood of shame to mantle tho alabaster cheek of bis daddy-in-law, the modest Ben Butler. Boston Herald. A parent writes to us that he is annoyed an-noyed and pained by his son staying out at night, and asks us if we oan present a remedy for his rapidly growing grow-ing evil. There are several remedies. The boy's spine oan bo broken with an ase, or he oan be nailed to the floor with a red-hot railroad spike, driven through his abdomen, but the most effectual way is to oompel him to wear patohed clothing. N. V. Commercial. |