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Show One Day Ahead ol" Ihe Cirens. Tnc great American introducer appeared ap-peared upon our streets yesterday. He hails from Kansas, He wears a plug hat, and biack doilies, and carries car-ries an old pepper-box revolver in his breeches pocket. One eye is quaintly cocked, and his dexter forefinger is always 011 the reach for a button-hole. At ten a. m. yesterday, he ran against two gentlemen from New York. By 11 o'clock ho had introduced Lhem to 'M'J persons, and so confused them that they couldn't tell one man from another, and imagined tha, .hey knew every individual in tho city. By noon lie had introduced them to-the same person sixty-three times. He was going for the sixty-fourth, when tho strangers took the alarm and fled. The great introducer then went (q bed. On Tuesday he visited Camp Douglas, and made all the officers and soldiers acquainted with each other. He says he has burned all tho bridges behind him and ho is ubout to become a permanent fixture in Salt Lake. We congratulate our citizens on this valuable acquisition. |