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Show IMvLIGS. The Ianirune of fruits: Apple Discord. t IVar Mnmaec. Plumb-Wealth. Pine JjatiKui.-liaient. (joosebcrry Simplicity. ; Mt-Jlar Interference. ' Service Assistance. Klderlxrry Seniority. i l'i l'etianee. Sloe Tardines. Crab Sour turn per. i fate Chronology. Hip Applaue. Haw Swells. Pomegranate Seedincs. Prune Retrenchment- Steam is a servant that souieiiuius, blows up iis master. Doctors generally ayree about bleed-! ing their patients. An uni,'rammaiical juJxe id apt to pas an incorrect aenteuee. " luui a.iirtiiijui iu un cncru cny has the following si.cn: "Vitals cooked here. 1 A Wyandotte ( Ills.) journalist saves timeand ink by dating his letters I One of -Judy's godchildren is tool ! little to spell cat. She spells kitten,' j though, easily. j Little tish have a proper idea of 1 huMiitv.s. Not bcioc able to do Ix-tler, ! they Mart on a small scale. ! "You'll grow up Uf?ly if you niaki' j faces," said a maiden to her little uioca : "Did j-ou make laces when you was a i girl, aunty." An Illinois clergyman forbade any further contributions under live cents, : saying that "the widow's mile busi- ! ncssis played out here." j When a man comes in the store aud talks of boncsly, watch him; if ho talks of his wealth, don't try to sell to him; if he talks of his religion, don't trust him a dollar. Hungry boarder: "Some more bread if you please; 1 always eat a good deal of bread with my meat." Sarcastic landlady: "So I sec, sir; likewise ai good deal of meat with your bread!" I A naughty boy, being told by his' mother that God would not forgive him if ho did something, answered, "Yes lie would, too God likes to for- i give Hi tie boys .hat's what He's , for." . : A Boston paper alludes to Ihc mem-! hers of the Massachusetts general as-1 sembly as "very grave looking men, with awful dignity stamped on their face, and fearful large rubbers on their feet." ; A ladv beincr asked what was Imr husband's occupation, said he was en-gagod en-gagod in "finishing." It was subse quently ascertained that it was a term in the pentiondary to which she referred. re-ferred. A Utile boy in Morgan county, in N. Y. State, was lisping his prayers with his twin brother at his mother's knee. When he came to "Give us ibis day our daily bread," he was astonished as-tonished to hear a fraternal whisper, "Ask for cake, Johnny, ask for cake." At a school where words were ! "given out" for subjects in composi- tion, a "mule glorious Wilton" pro-' dueed at sight this sentence on the : word "panegyric:" "A few drops of! panegyric, given on a large lump of j sugar, is often best with an infant with , the stomachc-achc. |
