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Show VOR THE LADIES. When a maiden girl gets married she ends a misipent life. Queen Victoria appropriately selects widows for "ladies in waiting." Mrs. Jane C. Swissbelra is writing wicked articles on men and measures. The nearest an old bachelor gets to the matrimonial harness A sir single. sin-gle. A prominent physician of Thirty-fourth Thirty-fourth street,. New York, has a women driver. . Mrs. G. A. Crosby is ono of the new constables of Decatur. She is paid to have a very taking way. It is announced that there are no less than seven female sculptors now in Eome; and they are all successes. The project of admitting women to the Medical School at Edinburgh has received the express disapproval of the Queen. A Dubuque wife caunot hear any one shout "rats" without fainting. Whenever her husband wants a quiet evening he yells the word in her ear. .A young lady, upon one occasion, requested her lover to define ' love. "Well, Sal," said he, "it is to 'me an inward impossibility and an outward alloverness." . Sixty Swedish girls, some pretty, and all young, passed through Pitts burgh lately on their way to Missouri. They had all secured situations in advance ad-vance as household servants. The Crown Princess of Hesse, Victoria's Vic-toria's tecond daughter, has taken to Iree-thinking, and is gathering the noted no-ted free-thinkers of Germany to her court, that they may free-thing together. toge-ther. A lover, whose praises had caused his lady-love to blush, exclaimed: "Allow "Al-low rue to gather the roses which I have planted in your cheeks. It is lawful for him who sows to reap the harvest." Never trust a secret with a married man who loves his wife, for he will tell her, and she will tell her aunt Hannah, and aunt Hannah will impart it as a profound secret to all her female relations rela-tions and acquaintances. A male tyrant in a Chicago street car made a remark that a shrinkim.'. down-trodden woman didn't like, and she punched his head with an umbrella. um-brella. Not Wing his wile, they said .-he had no right tOj and put her off the car. A fooli.-h old bachelor says: "Young men, keep clear of calico if you want to do anything gicat. Calico is a baneful bane-ful intiiution. A pair of sweet lips, a .-lira waist, and the pressure of a delicate del-icate hand will do as much to unhinge a man as the mca-lcs, uud the dijc'.or's bill to boot." iu a recent lecture, Mrs. Matilda 1'ictrher, of Iowa, said that Secretary MirCulluUL'b .-late it as a denion-tra-tcd tact, that were it not tor tlie appointing ap-pointing power, tho hordes of nfliee-sccktrj nfliee-sccktrj who consider it their rk-ht to Iced ut the public crib, and ihe consequent con-sequent evils ari-ing therefrom, (he k-overnment could be conducted at hall the expen.-c winch it now costs. |