Show WIT AND HUMOR Cincinnati Enquirer Perry Patettic They say a guy dont really stop growIn till hes 2 years od Wayworn Watson His thirst dont stop even then Detroit Free Press Well how did you get on with that Boston girl Not at all I dont like Emerson and she doesnt ride a wheel bo we had noth ing to talk about Chicago InterOcean The Spaniards now accuse us of firing petroleum bombs at their ships which they think was very unfair We cannot please the Span iards Had Dewey shot soap bubbles at rJtt er would have complained of the I Philadelphia Record NellI thought I she was going to marry Tom Belle No JackS Jack-S Why she told me Tom was willing to die for her Yes but Jack offered to make a good living for her Plttsburg ChronicleTelegraph Spain has no chance to win In this fight said Mr Manchester to Mr Northslde Of course pot replied Mr Northside A nation of mandolin players Nortlslde business to contend with a nation of machinists naton chinists Cleveland Leader Woman raid the Cornfed Philosopher may be able to elevate the sex unaided but she still calls on man to raise a car window stl cals t I New York Evening Journal Dominie jMy friend do you expect to go to heaven Patient Yes but keep i from my wife She expects to go there too Chicago Record Henry dont you feel well noon enough to cut the grass this after I S noonNo dear but If you say so IJl take a hoe and weed awhile among the flowers on your new spring hat Cleveland Plain Dealer Laura Bullion says shes going to their seaside cottage If she has to go Alone She just dotes on the Idea of seeing some of those dusky Spaniard privateers Isnt she sentimental Yes she is I suDnpso that after one of the bombardments bom-bardments is finished she Is sentimental enough to want to wandeY along the pebbly peb-bly beach gathering the shells I |