Show WIT AND HUMOR Detroit Free PressWhat made High fly quit tracing his family tree Found one of his ancestors hanging to a limb of it Boston Courier Visitor Jlrs 3Iix m I see that your nephew tins quite a knowledge know-ledge of the art preservative I wonder where he could have acquired it Mrs 1Ux mOh nafralliy enough His ma knew more about preserves than moat any one I ever know Indianapolis Journal First Small Boy TougTit you was goln to wear your hair football style I Second Small I30yO man said if I went around lookin like a mop bed wipe do floor wit me Puck Druggist I think we ought to sell bicycles Assistant Why Druggist Nearly all the doctors proscribe pro-scribe them Cincinnati Enquirer Sweet SIxteenHe has such a knightly air Seasoned Thirtylive Yes An upall nIghtair J Indianapolis Journal Women said the cynical boarder seem to be utter failures as negro mintrnls Of course said the Cheerful Idiot it Is too much of a strain for a woman to keep her face corked up for three hours Detroit Journal I There go the insufferable insuffer-able Sniggers Yes what absurd air they put on for people Who lost their money in trade For with the refinement of human character char-acter in the fierce crucible of fate the day had inevitably to come when wealth would be held to be bourseolse not to say vulgar Chicago Tribune Only It quarts of mIlk hereafter exclaimed Arclup Vet well simply have to quit taking it thats all We cant afford It People l can live without mills And Ardups Indignation was so great that he did not cool off thoroughly until after he had gone down town and spent CO cents playing billiards Chicago Record Your daughter ham fliers on the < piano from morning till night nightThats Thats all right our house isnt overrun over-run with the queer kind of iransles your daughter plants from morning till night Detroit Free Press Dont you go wild over the beauties of autumn I dont know they dont look any prettier to me than the summer girls New York World A New York woman found her newly married daughter In tears Upon asking her what was the matter the distressed wife replied that the cook l a851 rs and ltl gt she herself would have to prepare her husbands dinner din-ner WeIl I wouldnt cry about it He may pull through after all was the comforting comfort-ing repV of her mother |