| Show TALES OF THE DAY I McKinley and Senator Mason President McKinley really likes to see Senator Mason Not long ago the president presi-dent asked Senator Mason to tell one of his stories says the Washington Star The senator responded by telling a story which convulsed the president with laughter It Illustrated the fnct that the pie which the president had to distribute wont go around by long odds It was thisPat Pat McCarthy gave a dinner to which he Invited three or four of his neighbors neigh-bors Pat had allowed his wife to cook only one chicken When dinner was served Pat took possession of the car 1ns knife and in a most hospitable tone said to Mrs Dusan What part of ther fowl will yez haveA A leg If yez plase was the answer An what part will yez have Would yes loike some av ther white Pat inquired in-quired of Mrs OHoolIgan An n leg will do me she answered As each answered the part of the fowl she desired was given her What part will yes have Molke TVfllQh Pat Vilflnrllv Ifimilrnil nf ltc neighbor n Oi blave Oi will take a leg too said i Mol1te In his most modest way wishing to follow in the footsteps of the rest of I the company Begorra said Pat to Mickey what does yez think Oim carvinga spider Only Wanted a Vooman Frank S PIxley in Chicago Times Herald A brawny Swede visited the city hall the other day to procure a marriage I mar-riage license and a couple of clerks to whom ke innocently stated his wishes directed Wm to the department where dog licenses ore Issued He approached the license window dif fidently gave hs name and address and asked what the document would cost It will cost you Jl a year for every don you lee > replied the clerk Dog echoed the Swede Why certainly contInued the clerk I dont you want a dog license Hal no cried tho Touldbe benedict Ay ktilnt affoord to buy dog dees yar I Ay cant to get only a vooman now |
