Show Q WIT AND HUMOR Washington Star I guess sad the I Madrid press censor that we may as I well put out a bulletin congratulating the public on the speed developed by our boats bJ But they couldnt get away suggested the assistant Thats all right Horizontal sailing didnt happen to be their specialty But think of the rapidity of their vertical descent de-scent Cincinnati Enquirer Bobby Popper Is are It United States Is or United States areMr FerryhIs always 1 dont know cause the paper says Wcylers threats against the U S are funny Cleveland Plain Dealer A new York bartender has invented a drink which he calls Matanzas mule The man who drinks that properly oicht to leave a few heeltaps in his glass i LIt I Washington Sthr iHIram said Mrs Corntossel who had been reading a < 1 1 t ir I I I Latin Quarter novel whats a lay figgerWell Well replied her husband after long and serious tho gnt I couldnt do no morenn make a guess at It But eggs Is only bringing us i23 cents a dozen now Cincinnati Enquirerr The Gallant ColonelMadam you grow younger every ev-ery day The tlattered Lady to her bystanding husbandDo you hear that And still you say I have no qualifications for the stage I Plain Dealer There were two maps on the table Over one the gaze of the president was bent over the other the secretary of state pondered William said the president without removing his eyes from the map let I nothing escape your eagle vision Not a I Spanish Isand must elude as Not a i foothold In the West Indies can be left them themrm Im doing my best major replied the secretary Ive gone over the whole area seven times running and I dont be lieve anything In the Spanish line has eluded me Go over i again William said the president and then we will compare There was a moments silence broken only by the scratching of the secretarys finger nail as he again ran his way care fully down the map Suddenly the linger paused and the secretary sec-retary s head dropped lower 11 thought I had another one he murmured but its only a speck A speck William Yes major a fly speck Look at it carefully William If Its careful Wiiam I is a Spanishfly speck we want it And then the search went on |