| Show BOW TO PICK THEM OUT 4 Physiognomy asn Detector of Party Politics x SNAP SHOTS BY AN ARTIST BOUQUEtl OF FACES OF THE IN TELLIGE VOTERS k 1Vlint Can Be JLccnnrnmlatcd With u Pocket Ciunera McKInley 3Icn Known By Their Wliiskers Bry sin Voters Wear jv Look of Intelligence I Intelli-gence All Sorts of Fuccs Seen on the Strets In these days of campaign activity the study of human nature as concerns the probable action at the polls of then the-n person who is the subject of inquiry is highly interesting One can almost tell the politics of a man without asking ask-ing the question As a matter of fact if the campaign committees were to employ physiognomists to make a canvass can-vass of the several states the result could be announced ten days ere the voting took place A member of the staff of this great and growing journal has within the past few days been carrying around with him one of those intensely convenient con-venient pieces of apparatus know as a pocket kodak They are a very handy affair and can be used several t time a day in collecting facial statistics Il statis-tics of the sort alluded to in this dissertation dis-sertation Take for instance the face of this young man who is something i of a sporty boy although al-though good natured l f withal He affects a style of dress peculiar I pe-culiar to himself J 1t wears a loud tie and fY a vest o1 unique and 1 Al somewhat highly q coiored pattern but I4 he is a good sort of a youth and has intelligence in his face He will vote for Bryan and SewalL He was in the act of making a declaration declara-tion to that effect when the button was pressed and his jolly features made a matter of record and history Although Al-though this will be his maiden vote he T will make no mistake when election day comes Just paste his picture in your hat and when you meet a man who resembles him you will find a person who thinks Billy Bryan is just the cheese 16 0 < S > 0 The appended counterfeit presentment present-ment is of another class entirely He wants to bP what we term an Anglo Maniac and is trying awful hard to like hta achieve the desired result but with only I f Indifferent success Callow youths r will vote with Joel Shoemaker P Shoe-maker John Lu Taylor ri and others who want 2 gold although neither i I v have seen the color of ji enough to buy a house I and lot in the last five f Ji yearn This young man lfJ t 1 7t v I I was caught in the act J 7 J of saying the silverites I jo ought to be ashamed of I themselves for slandering deah old j 1 England When you meet a fellow of this character you will note that his neckwear represents the combined crosses of St Andrew and St George i and that he drops hs all over the 1J bovlevard when he is out walking i 000 t ihe appended Isnt a cut of Herr Most although it is the portrait of a fJ Iman who belongsto the same class as the eminent editor of the Freheit who I j > is supporting the man from Canton I Ohio When you find a person who looks like the fellow t who is here represented f Iii represent-ed you can expect to r hear him utter an exclamation c ex-clamation which will sound a great dead like t Hoch die MaGinley ¼ > R und der goldt standard i stand-ard He is not plentiful r plen-tiful in this section of V country The snapshot V L snap-shot fiend who caught V this one unawares hunted for days ere he found him But V he got there The victim was captured V cap-tured just as he had awakened from a sound sleep and was wondering what grudge against mankind the man had who invented soapy soap-y < > 0 < V Here is a fellow who is almost scared to death He is going to vote for McKinley Mc-Kinley and the gold standard out of self protection Not that he is afraid Ifi of losing has job Oh no He basalt J any to lose All he is afraid of is that V V V the gold will all go out t P of the country and r t Q and that we will not IJ r have anything to business ifiA busi-ness with except sil ri Vi Ti ver It is true that he I L ty I hasnt anything in the V line of either gold of I I silver and doesnt expect V x 1 ex-pect to have any unless 4 V un-less he finds it but he B alarmed just the same He is found around the hotels where he chews toothpicks asks the clerk what time the last train for the east goes out and argues the case generally He too Is scarce in this section He is a migratory migra-tory bird and something like Josh Billings Bil-lings jackass which had four legs two to walk with and two to kick with 1Ih and wore its wings on the side of his A V head This fellow has only two legs and makes them serve a dual purposeS < > < > < purpose-S > Now this fellow is a bird also He V will 1 vote for McKinley and it is a V 1 good thing for all concerned Because when a man or woman vlh ordinary intelligence goes to the polls and notes V of this chap around the voting place arguing l ar-guing for gold and a I protective tariff he v or she will at once V d 0 i Ii conclude there is cL something w r o n g u iJftl i and Will cast a ballot 0 frt i bal-lot for Bryan and m Sewall There isnt t anything wrong in L S J ones wearing mutton lVh < L3C mut-ton chop whiskers r r 4 provided there are ii enough of them for a chop but where they are as thin as the above it shows V a lack if mental stamina in the man who permits them to grow simply for the purpose of permitting the winding wind to whistle through them < S > < S > This is a picture of the man who knows all about it whatever it is It is doubtful however whether he will vote at all or not He has made an especial es-pecial study of all the conditions which obtain and has arrived V > arriv-ed at the conclusion that V neither party in the < field has the right platform plat-form thai In the event l VI7 of either winning the whole plantation Is going go-ing to the demnition t bow wows He believes the silver question is a bad thing to discuss and that the adoption adop-tion of a gold standard means ruin he waits no free trade nor protective tariff tar-iff He doesnt believe in civil service reform and doesnt want candidates for positions in departments compelled to stand an examination He is a puzzle this man is and what his end will be no one can prognosticate P Slhs diagnosis was obtained by chasing him trom point to point and jotting down the different arguments lie advanced his talk being governed J > y the character of his audience 000 1J Here is a man who delights in the V designation applied by himself of being be-ing V a veteran of the war of the rebellion re-bellion He doesnt II V 3Sx look as old as he I 2r really is and he en V V isted at the close of cj V V iVthe I campaign of 65 t 5 with the understand V J I M ing that he could go V tfar home when the din V of wars alarums ceased He was a valuable man during the closing minutes J f the contest Had It not been for his f able assistance In hustling barrels of mess pork and boxes of hard tack the army would have gone hungry He will vote as he shot Another P S During the last battle this man was observed shooting around the rear of a freight train just three miles in rear of the firing line < > 00 This old chap doesnt know where he is at He believes the situation is a serious one and wants to better his londfction He believes be-lieves in silver and would like to see the V free and unlimited coinage thereof except J I ept for the fact that the miner would get 1100 I cents for 53 cents 1 worth of bullion j j j I while the laboring I man would only receive 53 cents worth of bullion for 100 cents worth of work I according to the Railway Age and other I I gold bug primers This man can be I I found in plentiful quantities in Pennsylvania t Penn-sylvania and Vermont The sample V here exhibited was captured while onUs V on-Us way home from the west on a trip for its health < 00 I Conceive three golden spheres hanging hang-ing together and you will be enablPd to state the business of this man He is a gold man because he fears the eleotlon of Bryan and a silver congress C would mean the ruin I off his peesness r This specimen is V rare here the only i comeatible ones being those who rush t through the country on express trains in order to escape being held up by some man who wamts to sell him 3000 tons of silver which he has corded up at the stockyards V + + + Here Is a boy who needs sympathy He works for well lets say Charlie Crane who has made a sheperd oT I him Sheepherder is the common i term but sheperd is more recherche j j This lad has wandered from Evanston j I Evans-ton Wyo to Pioche and return year I j j i after year for a small wage tending I I the sheep carefully and patiently from I early morning until after the coyotes retired to rest and he is afraid he will lose his job and have f to go to work if I Bryan is elected I l i j He wants protection i on his wool or < 3fc 1 the wool JJl t rather on fP I of the herd which he Ijv j cares for It cuts x no figure with him whether people have I money to buy clothes with so long as the sheep are protected This class are I plentiful in East canyon and other I I 1ni > 1t t1h th rl ss is crood Should any of them be selected as delegates to the Mt Pleasant convention they may be expected to be ardent supporters sup-porters of Joan Lucerne Taylor for congress 4 + r The three faces which are made a portion of this paragraph are the kind of men who will vote for Bryan and Sewall They are three sensIble laboring labor-ing men who have V fellow men at heart and want to see the condition of the b country improved 5 the interests their V The accompanying = I V portrait is that of a man who is a first v V class fellow in getting get-ting up parades The success of a display always rests withr W U him He doesnt W t live to this city but has his home in ani adjoining city cityThis This man is a ieiI2 < 01 hustler ax explaining the financial situation t V situa-tion to his fellows in an intelligent manner f man-ner He is a railroad I man and is a deep i L thinker At present i he is a fireman on the Western and is L making converts for the Democratic ticket f every day he lives His companion is an agent of the same line at one of the southern stations sta-tions where a great many eastern people peo-ple come to fish and ft hunt He terrifies r and confounds the Me f Kinleyites who stop at his station with his arguments The three 1 l JI faces present a pleasant pleas-ant contrast to the gold buggers who have been alluded to above They show intelligence and manliness The others Il lack a great many essential elements I of character + 4 I Some faces need no label Any one can tell what this chap is by looking at him He does not think that the I I money question cuts I u any figure He has Q higher and a nobler aim What this country coun-try wants is not more money Oh no It kr needs no revision of V the tariff laws it I I does not require revenue This country coun-try is on the brink of ruin because a certain lot of men are plying a trade in liquid damnation Thats whats the matter This man is a Prohibitionist I + + + But heres the boy Look at that Uncle Samuel face will you Heres a man who follows a plow and rides a mowing machine drags tatersf out I of the ground with a tater hook stacks lucerne and timothy 1J f i 1 shucks corn and > threshes wheat J K raises hogs and corn v W saws wood and 1 doesnt say much J but there arc millions f mil-lions of him and he ii fIr is going to vote this fall and vote right and it is the surplus sur-plus ballots cast by him that are going go-ing to form the majorities for Bryan and Sewall and dont fail to remember remem-ber it I |
