Show r HUMOR OF THE HOUR Dismal Dawson Im tryin to git back to me pore old mother She aint seen me face for ten years The Offensive Plutocrat guess that is the truth Why dont you wash it Indianapolis In-dianapolis Journal Clerk in 10cent lodging house That feller in bunk 40 must be a regular Prohibitionist Pro-hibitionist Proprietor amazed Ye dont say so Clerk No doubt of i He says theres bugs in the bed None of the other guests ever sees anything but snal esNew Yorlc Weekly Smith I read so many cases of people being buried alive Is there no remedy for 1t Jones The only remedy I know Is for the legislature to pass a law compelling doctors to finish their work properly Texas Sifter Please remember that you were only a telephone girl when I married you a Dont grl Ill forget It in a hurry I used to get ten boxes of candy every week Chicago Record Little EthelMamma was you home when I was born Of Mother No darling I was in Chicago Little Ethel Was you sprised when you heard New York Pre I When a boy says No at the table it doesnt mean no it means that he Is trying I try-ing to be mea polite Atchison Globe I hear that Baglemmers wife Is suing for a divorce and they havent been married mar-ried ayear t Oh well she only married him to get wel him to buy her a bicycle Cincinnati Enquirer The Funny Man at the head of the table ta-ble coughed to attract attention and inquired in-quired What does a rectifier do Thats an easy one replied the cheerful cheer-ful idiot Ha takes the spirits of just men and makes them perfect Detroit News |