Show BEN BOLT UP TO DATE Variations of the Famous Song Dedicated to the Trilby Maniacs BEN BOLTED Oh do you remember that tenner Ben Bolt You borrowed a long time ago Your I O Us whiskers are gray Ben Bolt Why dont you come down with the I dough CHORUS Why dont you come down with the dough dear boy Why are you so deucedly slow But thats where Ben bolted His nature revolted At thought of that tenner you know BEN BUNCOED Oh do you remember sweet Alice Ben Bolt Who worked in the candy store I loved heroh madly I loved her Ben Bolt But now alas love her no more CHORUS Nay nay sir I love her no more dear boy But rather I thirst for her gore One suit for a breach Of promise will teach A chap what he neer knew beforel BEN BOOZED Oh do you remember that punch Ben Bolt That Vassar girls punch so fair Twas innocent yea as a babe Ben Bolt Until with two feet it got there CHORUS Oh when with two feet it got there dear boy Twas all a delusion and snare For ten million snakes No museum makes A note of werein it I swear BEN BOLTJ3D Again but Differently Oh do you remember that office Ben Bolt I That office reputed so fat II cost me ten thousand to get there Ben Bolt You said twas a bargain at that CHORUS You said twas a bargain at that dear boy But nay twas all talk through your hat I I tried to get back My original stack And Sing Sing ds where I am at BEN BAMBOOZLED Oh do you remember that fib Ben Bolt That fib so chipper and gay How over in Paris youd summer Ben Bolt While over In Jersey youd stay CHORUS Yes over in Jersey youd stay deal boy So write for your rooms this May Then shine up the fib So chipper and glib For everything goes today = I |