Show GOT HIS MONEYS WORTH It was a farmerlooking man with one arm in a sling and a bandage over his eye who wandered into the office of the superintendent I was in that little smashup down near Plunkville said the farm rlooking man and then he smiled I guess he can be fixed up for not more than 50 thought the superintendent Yas I was there continued the visitor visit-or with a chuckle Jist sailin along smooth as grease llstenin to a hook nosed feller tellin a funny story when all of a sudden kerblip That there ole car went sailin so high that I could seethe see-the gray hairs in the whiskers of the man in the moon and then she come down How she did come down And when I come to there sot that hooknosed feller with his hooknose changed to a pug another an-other feller about seven foot high was hung across the bellrope like a snake hung up fer rain and over in tho wood box was a fat woman jammed in so tight that she couldnt even hollercouldnt do nothin but make faces By gravy it was the funniest time I ever had in all my life And so I thort how much extry you thort Id orter pay fer the fun you gim me The superintendent sat there with his mouth open for so long that the farmer looking man grew alarmed and fled Cincinnati Cin-cinnati Tribune |