Show V AKTIDOTES FOR BULL aRE Co you go to church to hear the sermon ser-mon or the music Maude I go for nes csi ltJ the hlms said Maude Harpers Bazar It Is curious how a woman who screams at a mouse Is not startled at a millinery Dill that makes a man tremble Texas SIftings V What did the phrenologist say when he examined your bumps He sAid that my wife had a very welldeveloped muscle Judge V V ParkerI would Join the church If it W rent full of hypocrites Tucker Oh you are mistaken about that Theres always room for one more Life What sort of a person is WIlloughbY anyhow1 Utterly negative He has no mind at all Why really that fellow lets his wife buy his gHllrpers Bazar Proud fatherThat Is a sunset my daughter painted She studied painting abroad you know Friend Ah that explains plains it I never saw a sunset like that t in this country Puck I I I wouldnt sTvear that way saidthe kindlooking old lady mildly Bless your soul maam you couldnt It takes years of truck drlvln to come anywheres near It responded the gentleman whose team had balked across the car track Cincinnati Tribune The pleasantest way to take cod liver oil says an old gourmand Is to fatten pigeons with it and then eat the pieons TitBits Mr TTixham Dlfl you ask that new gIrl to show you her recommendations Mr wixham No recommendations dont amount to anything Ive given them my self Somervilie Journal Banks Whisky never handles two men alike It makes a perfect fool of me TanksHow so BanlcsJust I get ready to have fun I am attacked by an overpowering desire to go home and go to bed Puck TrImmIns has a firstrate voice said the critic at the concert but he always comes in behind time Yes replied the man who lends money I guess its force of habit Trimmins notes are always al-ways overdue Washington Star Landlady Well I must do something to keep the wolf from the door Boarder I dont know that It Is altogether neces sary > Let him come in and tackle one or your breakfasts and I dont think hell ever trouble you again Detroit Free Press V |