Show Childrens Cute Sayings Baths dont clean everybody said Jimmie sagely 161 saw a duck this summer that wan in bathing all the time and iny how dirty he weal Itoseleaf Im very found my doll said Polly and I know why Its because be-cause he dont never interrupt me when Im speaking and everybody else does Harpers Young People Say Tom come over here and have game of ball Cant Ive got my best suit on Well why dont you change it Cant cause I havent any other inter Ocean Teacher What are you boys fighting about Tom Lkeside Why that chump was a tryin to make believe that Adam was the first man when everybody knows twas Columbus New York Times And how old are you inquired a teacher the other day of a young colored boy who presented himself Him-self as a new pupil Oh bout 10 or 15 nonchallantly replied this careless tosser of years Indianapolis Journa Mr Fogg You should remember wy son that there 13 nothing attained without labor You need not expect to get something for nothing TommyI get lots of lickins for nothin anyhow Good News Schoolboy proudly I haven missed school one day this term an I havent been late once Mother Thats splendid but what are all these blank marks in your report Schoolboy Thems only the missin lessons Good News MotherDont you know better than to put your feet on the sofa Look at the mud Suppose some one I should como in and sit down on it Small SonThis is the night Mr Nice i fellow comes to see sis and they never sit on the sofa They always sits on the rocking chair Housekeeper Weekly Eightyearold Ida in search of a book to read attracted by its bright binding selected Popes Essay on Man After trying to read and comprehend it she laid I aside say ing with a sigh I man be easy on man but its hard on children |