Show Must Surrender the Pass One of the New York theatre managers mana-gers was down at the seashore and while wandering about the hotel piazza ran across a friend who touched him up for a pass The manager searched in his inside pocket ind then shook his head Id give you one willingly but I didnt bring my cards I dont see how I cau do it without them The deadhead looked blank Suddenly the manager spoke PI1 tell you what I can do Instead oft O l J C 5 z cS t using a card Ill just write Pass bearer on your shirt front and that will get you in all right Will that doTh do-Th man assented and the pass was written That evening the deadhead showed up at the theatre and theman at the gate nodded when he looked at the shining bosom HAll right Thats good The deadhead passed through the gate and started into the theater He had only taken a few steps when the gatekeeper called him back The man looked surprised Whats the matter now Isnt it all right The gatekeeper gate-keeper nodded Yes but you must surrender the pass hoston Budget |