Show Sunday Sayings Pottsville Chronicle While the sizzard sizzes the sermons should be scissored Atchison Globe A woman is most religious re-ligious when she Is poor man seldom begins to think of religion until he becomes be-comes rich Sifting James piouslyWhat is the Sitings heaven James Father Well its not the gait youve been going at recently re-cently leas Sittings There are lots of people who mix their religion with business but forget to stir it up well Asa result the business invariably rises to tho top Detroit Tribune I was careless at church and put one dollar in the box where I intended to give only a dime A case of contributory negligence so to speak Good Hews Good ministerI observe with pleasure that your family bible is not covered with dust Little gIrlIts always nice and clean now ever since the piano stool broke Good News New PastorDId you hear your father say how he liked my sermon yesterday Little Johnny He said itwas too short Well I declare Yes sir Pop hates to get waked up out of a sound sleep Philadelphia Record City EditorWade through this sermon of DeLongtalks and see whats in i its pretty long Assistant As-sistant Thats all right I can wade through it easy enough its not very deep InterOceanl Some people haven I f any more religion than a heathen Why what do you mean Well there was old Mrs Hightone never once noticed the preacher for I watched her the whole time of the service luck Sunday School TeacherYou should not fight Tommy I thine enemy smite three on the right cheek turn to him the other Tommy Smathers He gimme a jab on both cheeks an I have no more to turn him |