Show Dimple Stretchers I Atchison Globe So many newly married mar-ried people whom the papers say are to be envied dont look so Buffalo Courier The shrewd spectacle dealer always endeavors to keep his customers cus-tomers in sight Binghampton Leader There are accidents acci-dents that are peculiar to the seasons The balloonist gets the worst of it in the fallRochester Rochester Democrat The reason a person per-son sees stars when he is struck in the head must be because it makes him sore aloftWashington Washington Star tilt seems said the barber that my whole life is to be spent getting out of one scrape into another Truth Wright Somehow I often fear that my poetry lacks fire BrightThats nothing You have a grate havent youJournal Amusant My dear fellow I am awfully glad to see you I I do hope you are in a position to lend me that 10 that you owe me Buffalo Courier There is no good reason rea-son why blind asylum attendants shouldnt consider themselves entitled to rank among our leading citizens Troy Press Since the introduction of typesetting machines with seats for the operators the printers trado has lost a great deal of its standing Cleveland Plain Dealer About the most discouraging thing that comes to a man in this life Is tho desire to thrash an enemy coupled with the belief that he cant do it |