Show WAIFS AXD STRAYS I You cant tell by the blossoms which of the apples will be wormyTexas Sittings Has man a perfect organ of speech Yes Has woman also I No hers is mide without stops Harvard Lampoon j He is flippant He cant be serious j if he tries Yes he can He is very r seriouS when he tries to be funny Brooklyn Life j Her Little JokeWh did you tos young Chapley overboard Oh I was tired of him I wanted to renew my youth dont you know Lifes Calendar j I She George I hear burglars He Well keep quiet they wont steal you II Browning King Cos Monthly j The slow movements of the average fat man rather tend to contradict the theory that haste makes waist Buffalo Buf-falo Courier VisitorHow did you happen to name your dog Pantry Jimmie Jim mie Cause papa says he holds so much tood Harpers Young People I I Assistant Editor A Milwaukee brewery was burned last night and 20 000 banels of beer were lost What shall I head it Editor We mourn our loss Hallo i Treecard Did your wife storm when you got home Twopcc Right away i and the cloud was larger than any I mans hand in our party Kate Fields Washington Fenderpon who is having his mous I tar IIPS blackened Do you charge for this kind of work by the job or by the I hour Barber sententiously Per dye em Boston Transcript j I The Aunt I think Sibyls conduct Is simply outrageous She Is flirting disgracefully dis-gracefully and only just buried her husband The Niece Thats not very bad Some of us would not wait that I I long Harlem Life j Clubberly am In a terrible pickle I ordered some roses sent to a girl and i the florist made a mistake and sent them C O D Castelton Thats easily I eas-ily fixed Why dont you go around and explain It to the girl Clubberly Not much She might want the money Brooklyn Life i |