Show EVENTS AND COMMENTS V i V QEKEUAL LOGAN has successfully boycotted boy-cotted the queens Enghsh V GEXEKAI BDTLEE hanging around V Washington searching for a Jonglost V r r tV boom r ft l 1 V t 4 V a I i V V THE LATE Mr Morganjiad over 000 4 worth snuffboxes > The antitobacco V = societyouight howl over this = < i t IT is to be hoped that Biddleberger h J will compel the Senators to walk up and I announce the names of the persons who V are acting as tbeirprivate secretaries V I THERE is very little left of Senator I Jniunds argument in favor of declaring declar-ing the Senate the supreme boss of this I V V V V country Senator Pngh tore it into Shred V I A NEVADA hunter spent three months V looking for a grizzly bear and the mans relatives spent threemonths looking for him Theytbink hemust have found the bear V SIMON OMICRON is 87 years old When he was born John Adams was President and there were only sixteen States in the UnionF He entered the Senate forty01 years ago as a Democrat YELLOWSTONE MONTANA claims to have the longest toboggan slide in the world It extends io Fort Keogh but when the coasters have reached Miles City five miles from the start most of V them stop off for supper V A LETTER from Whitley Court House Ky says that although there are but 1000 peoplemen women and children in the county the murders and assassinations y sassinations during the year outnumber I outnum-ber the births two to one 1 V 2 V = V THE GRAND secret of advertising is I rendition iteration and reiteration compel V com-pel attention An occasional advertisement advertise-ment is barelysufflcient to keep the adV ad-V vertiser from falling into the greatre ceptacle ot utterly forgotten things t IT is a gratifying result of the resumption V resump-tion ofFederal power by the Democratic party that it has caused Republican V Senators to look up their dustcoyered copies of the Constitution document I the existence of which they forgot when V V it was within their powerto override it V THE EDITOR of newspaper in Ohio V V V thus appeals to delinquent subscribers i subscrib-ers To all those who are in arrears V one year or more who will come forward V v for-ward and pay up arrearages and for one I year in advance we will give a firstrate f V V obituary notice gratis in case it kills V them = Ex V V AT A Washington reception it is neck and neck between glare and bare Rudeness and nudeness jostle each V otl e Guests with quiet tastes can do nothing but guzzle to the accompaniment V accompani-ment of the sparkling fizz Towards V the close pf the evening it is snooze in I one corner and booze in the other And I j V V this is saasiety1 V I A IAD who boards in tLe United qt States hotel est Litchfield Conn was annoyed bythe slamming of a window shutter the other night Finally with much trouble she located the roem entered raised the window fastened the shutter and was horrified when the V calm voice of a Boston drummer inthe 1 f bed SAid Tha 1kyou maam V IT is nonsense to suppose that Ii V xusheriis a fast workman V The I quiet steady man accomplishes much VV more and is fcappierand monj tcccfita i V ble to companions Itis ridiculous S the idea that time is gained by throw ing things around anyhow sothai they I are out of the way whilst we get something VIV some-thing off hand which excites our I V anxiety Method neverent iIs loss It V is nonsense to imagine that inferior labor VV s la-bor is cheap because is lowpriced I iTllexziiNG statement is mad V I l2k t1iat theaetyGeze ialHancock I I aisonIy wort12OOO Thereis probably a mistake in the figures as it has been S understood that the General owneda V Hum which though unproductive to k him could be sold for considerably larger sum than that named However V C How-ever that may be it is certain that the je widow of the superb soldier has been left without proper provslju for her comfort Congress cannot do a more gracious thing or one that would command com-mand more general public approval V than to vote a pension sufficient for her a V maintenance The revelation of the poverty in wnich the family has been rdIIi leftirn poses something like a duty also f m on wealthy ana publicspirited citizens t A who can well afford to contribute a liberal sum as an acknowledgment of the deceaseds grand services and a tes i tiuionialof the publicadraifationfanA j espect for him and his memory rV |