Show THE CHARITY FUND 10 CIABITY Last summer the exEfsdless sheet down town was without a capnt and in each a plight that it was In imminent immi-nent danger of being converted into a patent intestine It requested Judge 0 0 Goodwin to urnisb intellect for it and guaranteed him ducats i he would tjonsent but while Judge Good win waSA firm adherent and follower of Franklin be could not lee the utility of furnishing a bead for the Headless for the figures oflered so he declined with thanks Tbe difficulty increased and became BO thick it could be cut with a knife on Second South I street and tbe patent intestines i remedy was about t ba applied The friends of Judge Goodwin wanted to see him located here and wanted t aee the Headiest enrme BO a subscription sub-scription was started on the streets and individuals begged to donate towards wards the charity fund which was I t enable the Brainless to procure I brains and after eaveral days severe struggling an amount euf icient added to the pit tance tendered by the proprietors was railed and Judge 00 Goodwin contented t mount the editorial l tripod of the Headless The difficulty cleared away and you could eee across the street from the office the patent intestine was averted and the Headless hail a head put on itS it-S things have progressed until the present time when the difficulty reappears re-appears The charity donation lund i exhausted and if Judge Goodwin ii i t continue to furnish brains for the Headless a further contribution must be made The amount oflered by the company which doubtless gives all it can afford Is inconsistent with the value of the labor Judge oodwin furnishes and with tbe amount of brains auonlied and the intellectual 1 supply of lignt is to be cut off ic fact the Headless will again be beheaded unless there is a rapid inflow into the Headless charity donation dona-tion fund In order that each dire orer disaster may not fall to its lot one of its mod prolific and incessant contributors con-tributors only of an alleged literary character has been going the rounds for two days past begging for further donations in order that Judge Goodwin may get the sum necessary to retain him as the intellectual light who iso is-o radiate over the destinies of tbe ex Headless The chances are that he will not desert i |