Show MANS YIBIOVSIy COBSIDEEED A PAKAPflRASERS VIEW Mu that is married to Roman is Dr many days and full of trouble In the morning he draws his eatery and In I the evenIng Behold it fs gone It is a tale that is told It is vanished and no one knows whither it goeth He riseth up clothed in the chilly garments Of the night And seeketh the Bomnambuleat paregoric Wherewith to soothe his Infant posterity He cometh ss a horse or ox And draweth the chariot of his offspring He spendeth this sheokles In the purchaaa of Hefine linen Jo cover the boom of his Family f Y t hmself is seen at the gates of the city With one suspender Yealinj Is together wretched BURDETTS VIEW Man born of woman of few days andno teeth And indeed it would be money in his pocket sometimes if be tfud Ies of either As for his days he waetetb onethird of them and for his Teeth be has convulsions when he mite them and ag the last one conies through 101 the dentist is twisting the first one out and the last end of that mans jaw is worse than the first heing full of porcelain and a roof plate built to hold blackberry black-berry seeds St nfbrui e3 line his pathway to manhood his father boxes his ears at borne the big boys cuff him in the playground and the teacher whips him in the schoolroom He buyetb North etern at 110 when he has sold abort at 96 and his neighbor un loideth upon him Iron Mountain at G3and it straightway breaketh down to 42k He rieeth early and sitteth up late that he may fill his barn and storehouses and lot hia childrens lawyers divide the spoils among themselves them-selves and say uHa ha He growl oath and is sore distressed because it rainetb and he bpateth upon his breast and eayeth My crop is bell because it raineth not The late rain blight his wheat and tbe frost biteth his peaches If it be so that the sun Blin tbs even among the nineties he aayeth Woe is me for I perish and if the north wind eigheth down fortytwo below he crieth Would I 1 were dead If be wear sackcloth and blue jeans men sayHe is a tramp and if he goeth forth shaven and clad in purple and fine linen all the people cry Shoot the dudel He carrieth insurance for twenty five years until he has paid thrice over for ail his goods and then he lettetb his policy lapse one day and that eame night fire destroyeth his store He buildeth him a house in Jersey and his firBt born ia devoured by mosquitoes be pltcheth his tents in New York and tramps devour his substance He moveth to Kansas and a cyclone carrieth his house away ewer into Missouri while a prairie fire and ten million acre of grasshoppers grasshop-pers fight for his crop He eettleth himself in Kentucky and is abot the next day by a gentleman a colonel and statesman tecauae Bah be resembles eab a man aah be did not like sob Verily there is no TEst C9r the eole of his foot and if he bad it to do over again he would not be born at all fortbe day of death is better than the day of ones birth n |