Show Some Citizens Abroad BY WEX JONES O S SC WE John Smith who says he heis heis heis C is an American citizen purchased a statuette of the goddess Neith 97 B a C C from an Arab for tor Closer Inspection ton showed that the tle fig figure fg figure ure bore the inscription New York Yorka and aid a d the date 1909 which of course showed shoved the antique to be comparative modern and worth vort at retail perhaps 79 cents cent The editor edior of the Lookout received a cable message today tOda from John ohn To the American People I ask ou au auto to remain calm in this crisis arid and rt not notto to lynch and Egyptians because of t e incident to the fake goddess goddes s sI I have been stung It I Is true but I li 11 i l you ou not to let your feings fe Ings 1 I 1 I you Into any an excess that might latr cause cuse you regret regret Paris Hiram J Hoople of Fresh wat college Mont lectured today at atthe atthe atthe the Sorbet Sorbet In the course of his ad address address address dress on citizenship Prof Hoople de declared dared cared that the only citizen worthy orthy of the name was the man who had at least nine children In his family He point pointed ed out that as suicide ended in so race suicide would end in tho the ex ox extinction of the race Prof Leroux of the this Sorbet created a scene In his reply reply to Prof Hoople ad address address address dress Prof Leroux said Bald that If It fee fec fecundity were a test of of citizenship tl tie o codfish should be given gien a vote yot away The remark was received In a strained silence and from the appearance of Prof Hoople It I was evident that he was greatly exercised over the te untoward Incident Incident although he strove hard to control his feelings The editor of Carpers Carpers Weekly has re received received received the following cable message from Prof Pro Hoople Hoopla While le American America people sure b be greatly excited over Incident at Sorbet beseech them not lose heads French Frencha a great nation naton Leroux professor Urge nation naton remain calm cal Berlin J Edward Pillbox a well known osteopath of ot Oshkosh Wis called caled for tor a stein of ot pilsner today In Inthe inthe inthe the but the te waiter waler served sered sereda a party at the next table before bring bringing bing binging ing lug Dr beer It I was easy to o osee osee see that tat the te American was very ver much wrought up over the Incident but Te ie Ie preserved an outward calm and In a dignified way said sid that when he lie or ordered ordered ordered dered pilsner he was accustomed omed to have it I brought to him promptly His demeanor In the trying situation ex excited excited cited cled the admiration of his countrymen present present The editor edior of Holers Hollers Weekly today received a cable message from J Ed Edward Edward Edward ward Pillbox of Oshkosh Wis To the he People of America Keep calm calm In spite spie of the deplorable Inci mci Incident dent In the do not spill any an kegs of ot pilsner In the streets street Dwell In peace pece with wit all al beers beer I am amnot amnot not In the least excited myself and I hope our great geat republic will wil let the te quietly matter mater pass over |