Salt Lake Herald-Republican | 1910-05-22 | Page 19 | Lyric of Divorce Court

I LYRIC OF DIVORCE COURT I Written for fr The A little dog dg with a shaggy head bead and an equally shaggy tall A 4 little dog that bUnked blinked and blinked bUnk blink ed and was to fall tall To go to sleep when Its eat was done or r to sleep leep when Its eat was away That took this dog to a big om labeled Exhibit Al At Alt AlA AIA AtA t A dress with a button here and there and a lot of buttons more mar And buttonholes and buttonholes and buttonholes galore A dress that was mighty hard to wear wea r and audi e a whole lot harder to see aee se They took this dress to the courtroom courtr oom too labeled Exhibit BI BIAn BIAn BiAn An apple pie with a crust so tough th at nary a human jaw Could plow it through the bottom was burned the tho worst you ever saw A pie that was fearfully wonderfully made as awful as could be beey They ey showed this pie to judge In court labeled Exhibit Ci C Tho The year book of a womans club th at was full of ot progressive things The new thought U move and the t e suffragettes sut suf f gettes and the themes their cam campaign campaign campaign brings i A book that had a list of ot all the mem members bers gee They sent this book to the court cl clerks erks desk la Exhibit Dl S 5 And so they piled them on and on as aB divorce divore lawyers do They crowded on and crowded on a wonderful sight to view And the very last they had to show was w as bridge whist score and say They read this book to the tho judge in court labeled Exhibit J St 11 But what dye think When the judge declared hed say the wanted word He asked about the children for though although al a a lot hed heard About the clubs and euchres and the pets p eta of ot high degree There a child In the whole outfit ou to label Exhibit Zt Zi MAURI E ALMY ALDRICH ALDRICK