| Show Manicure Lady L d About Abo t Knockers Kockers All AU A Alike Aen Only Worse Wore in i New York York t TOE rOE BLOW was In here today JOE I I said the Manicure Lady He e J 1 got two of his nails nail broke tak taking tk taking ing In sliver silver siver dollars In a poolroom poolroom It I seems a lot of them southern souther plungers came up to pull off a killing klUng whatever that means mean The skate fin finishes finishes fifth in a race Joe tells me De on account of the other horse hore hore stopping to graze grze on some some of springs first grass grassI I 1 dont like that guy said the Head Hed Barber I never talk shop sop when I get out of here and every time he comes conies In hes pulling the racetrack stuff I think Its Is fellows like him that made Governor Hughes get gangrenous Hes an all al right fellow snapped the he Manicure Lady Hes es a honest bookmaker doing the best he can and andl if l he wants to talk to a good girl once In a while why wh not let him He dont bother you none I have never saw him even look In your direction Hes one of o those thoo guys that tt shaves himself and gives the tip tp to his bin small smal change pocket said sad the Head Barbers Barber BarberI kind I 1 dont want any part p rt of him or his hi Funny About Them Guys Gny Is Its funny about them guys that make bets bet They can cansay cansy cansay say sy thousand Just like that and they eat on them thep stools tools where every everything ever everything thing comes to t about forty Them kind of people Is all aU right with wit me Ie in this morning moring with witha wih a note after ater I had did his nails and it i seems to me that more that that jio io gent gent can cn do You make me me tired red with all aU your hammer throw throwIng throwIng throwing Ing To hear you tell It nobody Is Isa a regular fellow New N York York Brother Wifred Wilfred had a case of it the other night He had just finished a 8 a play called cled Predicament P about a little girl that borrowed some from a loan shark slark and he he has hasa a date with Dave Belasco to read the play ply Along ong comes one of f them hams that bangs ba gs out around F street and happens to see secre secretary secretary tary Maybe he put the bee o play Oh no And when poor or brother comes along with wih the manuscript he never nevel gets get by at alL aIL alLOn aILO allOn On the square George I used to 10 think O that It I was only In the small towns that people talked about their neighbors but I have haVa come ome to the con conclusion conclusion conclusion neighbors that this big burg here has ha them all aU beaten beaten a mile mUe When I was a al little te kid back In in Colfax Wen Wig the dear der old ladles ladies used to come coine come in and see mother t ther and after they rocked r M d a little tta ard and Trank a little Ite te tea they th would woud say ly Dont ont breathe a word but Mister Marshall plays bil billiards bi Hands word lards and Mister Gray plays poker That was ws bad bd enough I used d to think think but here In New York they come up to the house and aDd say sy Mister Jones Tones Is a rotten billiard bIlard player playe and ad Mister Dickson thinks that he can cn play poker but hes an awful l cheese at at tho the game g Its all knocking of course COur but the New York brand is different from the theold theold old oId home kind There aThena Tere they tey used to think you were bad bd If I you went in a at alL Here they think you are bad If I they happen to see you com corn ing lag out and you know George being a man of the world that a fellow has hasto ha to come core out some time I r dont know k ow going to be become become become come of Wilfred I think the te poor boy Is I getting setting too despondent from all al them rebuffs he has ha been getting lately Its ts a tough world sis he was ws telling me the other othe night If I you yon dont work the old gent wants want you to leave leve home and If I you jump In and write wite a play some manager gives gives you youa a kick kickIn In the shins I It Is a tough world at that ad admitted admitted the Head Barber especially for them that th t thinks 1 It owes them a alving living |
