| Show Percy the Press Agent THE TEE T SHOW GIRL GI GOES FLAT HUNTING jfE B and ma was w flat fat hunting to today today ME ISI day flay said the Show Girl to Percy between bites of the butter buter cake held betwixt her tapering fingers ce and It was wa worse wore than tha tak taking t ing lug your our neighbors kids to a picnic See anything you liked T asked Percy I I Naw exclaimed the Show Girl but we Sar took tOOK one anyway What hat did you take It for if I you like It I asked Percy Pery Well Wen replied his companion they held out special attractions They give you a months free rent you dont nave have to pay a a deposit for gas g and you can cn keep a dog I that Billy should move with wih us Hes Just an ordinary dog but hes better beter behaved than a whole lot of them Fifth axe ave avenue aeno nue mb no pets that wear silk sik and antI get fat and ad wheezy z Percy Per Liked Lie Billy Yes es Billys a good dog Percy Perc ad admitted admitted only you ou pet him too much much Aw forget onY it said the Show Girl dont dont be Jealous of a dog Well Wel con continue continue about the flat fIat fat hunting When Wen we first seen this flat fat In the paper pap r the te ad adred read red good to us so me and ad ma hiked up there and got hold of the janitor janior He was wa the limit We make him understand anything I told him that tt I was afraid Billy like the middle bedroom because it I was wa PO so zo dark dark I 1 also told him Billy to climb stairs and got so out of o breath breth Then what do you think thin the Idiot said sd What tT asked Percy He e remarked r Your our husband husbad must be very particular maam maa I told him Billy er my husband and then he grossly Insulted me me Insulted you your exclaimed Percy Perc What do you mean The e Idiot says Not your tour husband Then I am a afraid we can t let you have bave havethe havethe the Ten flat at We are very Tery particular about our tenants What Wat do you think thin of ot that tt Why you tell tel him Billy was wasa as asa a dog queried Percy The Te Show Skow Girl Gir Explain I 1 did afterwards replied the Show ShowGirl Girl and he ha fell feU over himself himel trying to apologize WelL Well then I asked aked him if hed make some repairs reasonable repairs He said he be would would So we went ent all an over the theat flat Well hes bes go goIng Ing to repper the parlor dining room and one bedroom The parlor Is go goIng going Ing lug to be b done In is Ingold gold and ad brown brow Just like that new ne evening dress Ive bought and dont forget Percy that you must wear we a brown brawn bra tie te when hen you come to calL cL The landlord had a bril brilliant bri brilliant lant idea Ide for tor the bedroom paper He recommended the new pa paper p paper per The Te pattern consists consist of a lot of roosters sitting inside separate s squares s The landlord said that the paper paper was wasso w wasso so load that we could do a avay way Nay with wih aVana alani 1 clocks Then Te we WI asked him to put in open oen plumbing but he he balked om OU that t What was w the matter asked Per Percy Percy CV cy cy He said closed plumbing was w the best bet because when plumbing was open It caught draughts and was likely to freeze In winter Ha a Ha laughed Percy He was kidding you Say you remember last lat month when you jOU told old me inc j u never nover live lve in another house where there any elevator and that the sec second second ond end floor was wa high enough Now how about the elevator all al right said sid the tho Show ShowGirl ShowGirL GirL Girl You cant expect a mansion maion In Millionaires Row Row for a week week And Ad what floor foor Is it I on T Percy per par persisted perI I Fourth but the landlord recommended recommended mended it as he said sid you get better beter air ai up there there Tha s what they tey all al say replied Percy Oh h woman woman woma how changeable is thy nature 1 I dont know nothing about chang ing our nature remarked thu th ih Show Girl but I I do not know as how Jiow we have changed our address adress So next time you ou call cl come to No 2402 42 West End street street fourth four floor foor back bak ring the ben bell beI twice and Ill ril be there All al |
