Salt Lake Herald-Republican | 1910-05-15 | Page 9 | Things Artificial

I Things Ti gs Artificial BY WINIFRED WE BLACK going to use artificial flow flowers tow tower ers era er for tor Decoration De n day down in Penn Pennsylvania Pennsylvania sylvania so they say sa Bless the Dutch There will wil be somebody good money saving already yet by this so delightful plan not Artificial flowers fowers Deer Dear Der me they are bad ba enough on the hats when It I comes to putting them on a newly made nde grave gave Im afraid arad I dont see what sentiment there there Is t left Artificial flowers flower Why not plant planta a pumpkin vine on your old sweet sweethearts sweethearts sweethearts hearts hearts grave gaVe and be done with wih It Pumpkins are very ver pretty when little and Just think of the money you save save Wl When nU It comes comes to that why do we bury our friends at all al In a regular gular r cemetery the use ue of a head bead headstone headstone stone Theres no money In an In Inscription Why dont we Just dig a ahole ahole ahole hole somewhere in the backyard bac back yard and be done with wih it I Artificial flowers flower for graves rd Id Id like to see the woman that will con set to any such an idea Weve Weye come cometo cometo cometo to the artificial kiss kis plan Id Id Just Justas jug as a soon be pecked by a canary as to tobe tobe tobe be kissed by the woman who does the thing In the latest affectation We have to put up with Imitation honey and butter and cream In the name of ot all al that makes make life worth natural living lets lets keep the flowers Or not use them tem at all