Show HARDER THAN FARM WORK Speaking or of football the other day Judge John U G Horner Homer or of Mount Holly who Is a warm admirer of the great col collegiate collegiate game told a story ot of a farmer whose son was on one of the big I teams The bO boy according to the judge judg was sent to college b by his Indulgent fa father a athor thor ther and on making the first eleven sent word to the paternal relative to come end see him play In an Important contest The farmer complied compiled and for an hour rat eat and watched the husk youth pl pick pickup k kup up several tons of humanIty y and throw it all over the gridiron The more the son the more the father stared and noticing the old mans rapt attention one of the professors went over to him You seem to marvel at your sons won wonderful performance remarked the pro professor lessor fessor I kind 0 kall thet I 1 do replied the father You fellers down at thu college hey hev got me beat like a bay mule again an In what way asked the professor Why jes look at him returned the theold theold old man all the coaxin cussin and thet I how ter do make him work as hard as that thet down on thel farm n |