Show r I J BACK FIR f BY B i l r t f r I L rl J. J hoar bout the salesman who vho I sold a a. car to an upstate hick with the understanding that said hick was I Ito to get receipts for tor all money paid out for lor oil g gas BUS UJ and repairs Tor for tho the twelvemonths twelvemonths twelve twelvemonths I months Immediately following the tho sale salo and further that he ho was to rot return urn all aforementioned receipts to the dealer for tor refund Well there was such ouch a a no asale sale lIe made mado some sarno twelve months ago and last week w w ek tho the rural motorist turned up with the tho receipts You can add your own fade tade ou out but they tell me It really happened Met another regular lr fellow and fish hound last week wook in tho the perSon person of t Jimmy Warden Jr of ot the Pacific Nash company James evidently believes in personal service judging from what we e saw Ever leave lease your car out ont In to the sun tsun these days then jump into It without thinking and sit yourself quickly with only tho the thickness of ot a a. palm beach suit between your anatomy and the sun- sun warmed seat scat Never Neve did eh Well y you U needn't try the experiment just to learn how it feels Ill I'll tell you jou ou Like Like-I Like 1 1 Some men are arc born great others other achieve greatness and still others have greatness forced uI upon on them Just the same way cars are acquired The Three Throe Bills show opened at Sal Sal- dura cura last week for a n. one day stand We Wo refer reter to Bill Tommy Milton's manager and BUI Bill RIshel whom whom- you all know and Bill Jenkins whom ham you all SHOULD know SI Speaking of or Bill Jenkins reminds us that Bill has signed up as skipper I with the tho Boy Scout tour hitting the highways 9 for tor ZIon Judging from Bills Bill's success as navigator in chief of or orthe I the late truck train we Va can assure fond parents as to the safety of or their sons and heirs I I I With four tour pretty girls draped raped over overa a Scripps Booth Six last Saturday morning representatives of at Bill Whites White's house discovered that there were something something something some some- thing like Uke three hundred people In Liberty park that early In tie the day day day- and all curious Note Note Cut Out of ot the said S-B S with pretty maidens will In be bo found elsewhere Met Diet R. R A. A Brow Brower r local Liberty dealer deal deal- er or on tho the street stroet Saturday morning wearing one large largo sized smile smite R. R A As A.'s s sonly only alibi was the fact tact that he ne has just received and delivered three shipments of ot tho the said Dave Madson favors us with with a n. little note In another part of ot th the tho section to today today to to- day lay to the effect that he he sells th tha th Paige car Judging from the line lino o of ot advance ance orders Davo Dave always has hasWell hasWell has has- Well Weli say y he ho does docs As do also Lee Leo Farrer and the Gold GoldDust GoldDust Dust Twins Twins Keats and Shir Shir- l ley y Elliott Taylor says he aint no Democrat Democrat Demo Demo- crat and furthermore he ho aint no Republican Re Ro publican that publican that Is not to no bum newspaper newspaper news news- paper man Outside of ot that E. E C. C says sas that he is that b that b being a a. word used by all political henchmen We Wo can bellevo believe that Next week we are aimin to take a a crack at tho the speeders along E E. E First South street Not just exactly In the way that a 3 a down east Yankee lowed hed he'd shoot himself n ft clown who when asked why ho he was carrying a gun sun t to tho the circus cIrcus but but editorially In the tho In h Interim w wo we rise 1180 to remark that thal a a. man mana a s 's sa sa a plumb fool tool to make better than fifty on this thin famous speedway You read It right we wo wrote FIFTY Theres There's a I. I chap named sellin selling g Mitchells up In Ogden to whom we wish wis h to express our appreciation for tor a d delightful delightful de de- e- e ride one ono warm afternoon re recently recently rew in the general direction of ot Saltair Salt Salt- air And also to Bill BUI Nye Ny of ot the She Shean ne e Motor totor company to whom we wo are aro in In- In for tho the appearance of ot our front fron t page e today Bill is a B. re regular ular spec speed und hound but at nt that the tho speedway speedway speed speed- way is Js SOME temptation I |