Show Ia r r 1 i o. o g l h h t ff l i t IR R. O. O Harvey ALT L T LAKE City Utah EAR MR Harvey I NENT KENT YOUR YOU R story g- g BOUT THE TH E fifteen-cent fifteen store I ADVERTISES the fact f a HAT IT is a fifteen cent store iff IHA- IHA Y DISPLAYING DISPLAYING a. a a a. fifteen-cent fifteen fla flag JIB WANT ANT to confide in you IN f- f m N. N EXPERIENCE I had EI i fIN IN 1 THAT same store ND WHICH more than proves proves W If I TS 15 S 'S CLAIM CLAI M to being I HAT IT claims to be i i o 0 REGARDING THE price r I EING KEPT within tho limit ft I F WHAT it claims ND D THEN some maybe I 0 ome OW W OCCASIONALLY r I ALTHOUGH A mere man ere 1 I LOOK for a a. bargain I N V MALE scenery I Ut R WEARING apparel Jf I i AND ND TH THINGS I like that I O 0 ONE brig bright t Salt Satt Lake day E KE IKE TH THEY EY have sometimes jt e. e P PEERED into tho the show window j rt IF tF F THAT there store ti i ND I saw some socks 4 S. S LOOKED OO L E food o d to me t AND iND TH THEY EY looked even better Ii I saw a card W 1 BARKED TEN cents i il I FISHING TEN cents I OUT OF my pocket AND HOLDING it tightly I IN N MY strong right hand I RUSH RUSHED ED into that store AND UP to a female lady clerk AND SOUGHT to to invest THAT GOOD ten cents IN I N A pair of socks BUT THAT female lady clerk GAVE ME a haughty stare AND THE crushing information THAT THEM there socks WERE TEN cents apiece AND NOT ten cents a pair v WH WHEREUPON I confided IN THE TH E aforesaid lady clerk THAT I had two good legs WITH A perfectly good foot AT TH THE E bottom of each leg AND THAT I would go WHERE I could buy AN ENTIRE pair of socks I INSTEAD OF in instalments AND THEREUPON 1 HOLDING TIGHTLY to my dime I HASTENED away FROM THAT fifteen-cent fifteen store WITH A fifteen-cent fifteen flag AND I am so glad I GOT out alive AND WASN'T frozen BY THAT chilly stare OF THE HE lady clerk AT TH THE E sock counter 1 THAT I thank you AND CONGRATULATE my elf |