Show t t t tE E The The Papers Say Say BY BT JOHN JOHNI I L. L HOBBLE C CIRI Inn IRI kissed sues man for damages dam- dam GIRl vJ ages cs Man Ian ceased kissing girl sued for tor breach of ot promise Girl lectures 8 on decline of ot chivalry Which is Ic the downtrodden sex BOX Police watch saloons for Sunday drink Ono One officer reports a n saloon that was not selling selling- drinks on Sunday Sunda Tho The political standing o of ot the tho proprietor will bo be Investigated Man Maii states tl that at testimony on stand stAnel was truo As a matter nutter of or legal form a. a man may swear to an anything while under oath but when speaking only upon his honor as a man and a a. citizen citi zen wo we expect more of ot him than Ulan to insist that such testimony was as truIt true tru It is 19 now no suggested that tho the tariff be revised so that all luxuries will be become become be- be come como necessities and tho the necessities luxuries Then Ihen the poor people may wear orchids eat pickled eels eel's feet teet and havo o the laugh o on tho the aristocrats Fined for tor violation of Sherman law We Ye might rather gather from this that ono otto of ot our courts considers It Illegal lUes-al to violate a a. law n Steamship trust will bock Hudson and form torm water trust But ut wh why should an any one at an any time complain about anything so 60 long as tho the air we w breathe Is free freel Harvard wins football game same from Yale Tale by large score And still there believe are arc well meaning parents who their sons can cnn secure a n respectable education at Yale There are aio aro still sun a a. fe few left who n are aro ra opposed to Carnegie libraries Rut But tho opposition to the signing of the Declaration Declaration Decla Deela- ration of Independence has almost died dIel out l HIR ER PARI Tho rhe occasion was a 3 choice little t tea I. I party on th the lawn and the was 39 beaming among her guests gue Yes she remarked ed my my girl girlIs I Is ver very clev clever r. r Sho She can Imitate almost I any one She can enn my ray dear echoed tho host delightedly Come Alice show what you Jou can do Pretend to bo tho the house house- maid Th The little girl eagerly enough camo came forward and bowed to one of at the guests Will Ill you take some somo more te tea madam madam madam mad- mad am am she sho asked politely Then she turned to another guest I chair madam May move mo your The sunlight Is very strong At l this the guests were vere exceedingly interested and asked for more Backing away her father Alice AlIcc exclaimed In a a. terrified tono tone Sir let me 1110 go o Dont Don't touch me me sir O m you OU a ll kiss kia indeed Supposing tho the missus was to hear you your Then the clever little darling was wafted away suddenly Denver Denver Times |