Salt Lake Herald-Republican | 1913-02-09 | Page 11 | Thrice Told Tales

THRICE TOLD TALES I IBY BY BT AL ALMA AMI IA A WOODWARD ARD m T TT REASONS 1 I 1 TilE THIS VV UI-JI UI S. IU I COULD havo have told 3 you ou the housel b ba bI I I dark before Saturday night night and and Im I'm not in th the tho business These theatrical cal col people are arc absolutely the most self- self opinionated bunch You cant can't tell cm a athing athing thing The They know It all In the first place the piece picco hat had no io gln ginger er no novelty novelty novelty-it It was anaemic And instead oC or blood transfusion from Crom n. n brilliant mind the they be began an to bol bolster ter i It t up lip with all alt the business that had been in cold storage since tho d days ys of ot Undo Uncle Toms Tom's Cabin I ma made e a few eW sUJ suggestions which were r really eally now now ne' something that'd hit cm s smash mash between the eyes Brilliant and r radical 1 I must admit although It sounds as though Im I'm boasting Did t they hey take them Were they even grateful grate grate- ful f ul Not ot on on your life The They tinned em em down I saw how things were wre going oln at tho the thoI i hess dress rehearsal But Bul the tho chicken was I so 80 S o crazy about tho the part I hated wasI to I dampen her enthusiasm Why her herI gowns alone alono should have havo made It go 0 Cost a cold two thousand for three of ot orem I em em from Worth orth She did all that was possible Carried tho the whole weight of tho the thing on cia h her 1 beautiful satin shoulders And after r thelast the thelast i lal last t act do you ou know sIte he wouldn't even o let all any ono one take her hand In congratulation con until I w went nt to her dr dressing room Sh She said shed she'd set her heart on L hearing tring the thc first wot words of praise from onI I MY y lIp lips lIps and and and she didn't know I had a achain o chain chala of emeralds and diamonds In n my pocket at all aliI She Sho has hils such subtle delicate Ideas Well Yell Im I'm out a n. cool coot ton thousand TIlE THE STAR STAlL SUU what hat do you ou expect When WELL v the they gag you OU chain your our feet teet to the floor tOOl and drapo drape you in a ton tonof tonof tonof of cloth what do you ou expect The minute min mm- ute uto my ray contracts contract out with this stuff Hurt Im I'm going to get Sammy dear to o back backmo me mo as an Independent star and manag man man- ag Maybe a bo then thou Ill I'll be able ablo to take m my temperament out for a n walk wall once In a while Tho The day Is long past for tor Sunda Sunday school stuff Audiences nowadays Ys want I you ou to throw n a kind of or fit the they dont don't recognize or else 3 have haVI one ono big lIlg scene acetic with an ostrich plume Illume and antl a n. ot of diamond Iamond bracelets almost all that's between be ho- tween you ou and th the cold cold told world I Don't Dont I 1 know Imo Why h If It I could a a lot let some om of or orthe the tho real tire fire that I Is natural tural to mo tao I could a a packed that house way Into tho the I with tho the S. 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O nl sign hm n nailed up Instead of Just loaning leaning against a tl apost post poet In the tIle lobby And nd will you OU toll tOil inu wh why that guy wouldn't If let t me inc kill the villain in some It hew w wa Poison and anti pistols pistol arc are Just soothing syrup nowa d day A You gotta pull something something- stronger strong strong- er cr than thail that to make maleo cm em breathe twice Sammy's been grand rand though He lie I Is 1 certainly one weal boy all boy all an any girl could expect 1 I must 5 any aay AntI And I guess Its ls wise to stick around for around for II a while longer longcr TIlE THE MANAGER IA SAIDi SAID T I M t through Id I'd swear on th tha sacred I elephant of or Barnum and Bailey that I Im I'm m through with coupons that back young oung E gazelles with limpid lamps and amI dotty h i iy domes docs The Thc next careless stockholder stock stock- holder nolder who brings me mc a n. chubby chubb chicken chick chick- en with a n. solid hor ivory think tank and amid tho the gestures of oC a a. frightened kangaroo 1 Is is goin to get Ket trimmed so sudden It'll take him taj a month down in ut Bermuda to recuperate I I do dont don't t know knott how th these sc Inks think tho ho profession Is anyway And when the dames begin to Pout spout about tempera tempera- merit nent A Vh Why hy their idea of or temperament Is to swear Jr a nt at tho the manicure when alto he accidentally tAlly pulls a 8 hangnail It If I could n a got ot him to kc keep P nl his feet feel out of rehearsals I mf might ht a made mado her hem almost human But with him In tho box boa and her on n the stage remembering that shod have hao to E goo goo-goo goo o-goo at nt him sever seven times tho lint first act or she ho wouldn't Ret get et the tho moleskin coat he ht P promised t-i t j her her U It was as hopeless That pla play y with who'd bad had hip high nigh school i any anyone one a i education in Iii the this lead would a while a Pf been a a. riot but over every once In a aMi Mi hed he'd od break reak out with I liens Ideas and anel K the rest ot of the ne compan d back Im em m up because the they had visions of or a a. dinner to the tho company with pearl necklaces as ore favors So before beCore the e curtain went up on oa the thet th night flight I J Phoned Johnsons Johnson's Ex Ex- preas t 1 to send round r und the medium truck cause causo another her morgue candidate was was I re ready dy