Show I j fi M FORMER FOR C CHAUFFEUR NOW NOV MILLIONAIRE Er STILL HAS TROUBLES TROUBLES- I i r W Y 1 WAS i oR TEAI MY m. m 1 A Tot Tar ONIL i W I 91 JNO I Ord rd WANT AI O Of I t BAc f u I Iq q I r rI I r l Ora es i r 2 r A r CAth Cz M a J This thing of I having a fortune and Retting getting fun un out of or spending your mone money la Is not what Its It's cracked up to be says Simon D. D Paddock Syracuse N. N Y 1 known as the millionaire kid since he lie Inherited a fortune fortuno from his undo uncle Simon D. D Paddock of ot Syracuse P Paddock d ock formerly lived at Atlantic HJ Highlands where he ho was a chauffeur but after ho hI carne came Into his his' money he went to Syracuse to go Into business Hero Here I am now without my new car he continues The police pollee have havo taken it awa away from me An Any other automobile owner in Now low York can come to New Je Jer Jersey e cy und and ride around as n. much as he pleases without a Q Jersey license I tried It and the there pinched me and are arc I machine m my mx Before BeCore I came Into lalo my money moner I could c I go anywhere I wanted to In an automo automo- bile I x could go or orI II I could race for forthe forthe the fun lun of or racing and them thero never was 1 an any tTo trouble Now I rc get arrested ever every time I got Into Int m my automobile Its It's gotso got gotso so eo that I can never nc take a ride without contributing money to the state or orsome some cop to keep him quiet When I was 39 poor I 1 did dill not have a a. alot alot lot of suckers Buckers hanging hanging- around me looking looking look look- In ing for free drinks free freo eats eat and graft The These e d days ys an- an any anone one ono who wants ants to ral raise mono money on a mortgage or make a quick touch comes to men ine Fellows who wouldn't speak to me when I was broke broko are arc bowing and scrapIng scraping scrap scrap- ing to mo now and asking for a 3 ten Then I hen some of these geezers steal my fly n automobile automobile automobile auto auto- mobile tools and want t tp sell th them m back hack to me Policeman arrest jt toe me ne and anda then whisper that If It Ill I'll pass them them thema a flyer fiver they'll forget foret about it Hr I have made up tn IC my mind to go so to work again I'm Im going to ask Dr Dr- John Johni H. H i Van yan Mat Mater l tho the mayor maor of the tho Atlantic Highlands to give ho me back mv my old Job as chauffeur He was good to mo me when I was was' down and out and broke Then if I 1 am working for tor him I can get shut of or these human leeches Still getting love lovo letters from women and anu girls who want to marr marry you was An Mn In lf It Sa Say 83 Ill I'll bet Let I kayo havo roo AO of ot pm em rh They como come by br every mall and the wa way ii t r women love 10 me me never never having seen me In m my life or r even enn heard of me mo till Uncle Dan left l t mo lne some money money money-is ls Is a a. a downright ht pit pity If those letters tell till the truth I expect Im I'm about the b best st loved man In New v Jersey No o I 1 nt expect to marr marry an any of or cm em Im I'm so sorry IT to I break brenk their poor hearts this way But lint Im I'm a woman hater I am l scared to death dean of ot em I The wa way I get soaked In hr the stores hero lere is horrible Wh n er r I want ant to tomake tomake make make mak a purchase the tho prix price Is doubled Everybody E seems in league to take taka m my mon money away ay from me About fifty Atlantic Highlands men have havo begged me meto meto meto to put cm em to work ork In my nay machine shops hops In S Syracuse Im I'm getting similar applications ap ape from men in other otner places in New ew Jersey If Id I'd put all all those thosa chaps to work Id I'd have ha one of the biggest pa payrolls payrolls pay pay- rolls in the country So ISO I ha have havo about m made de up m my mind to soak m my mono money away somewhere and ando go o back to work for Dr Van Mater when m my little brother Norman gets Ket Ills his mone money oney then we two to will Ill start Into some business with a dash a |