Show The Days Day's Good Stories II I I Tact met Mrs Mra Smith and her little lIt lIt- tic tle daughter Margaret aged two were spending the summer at the tho lake The mother often spoke of the excellent Clu quality lIty atthe of at the milk she fed ted the child While out walking with little Margaret ono one da day Mrs Smith happened to meet the wife of the farmer farmer farmer far far- mer who supplied the superior su superior superior su- su milk mille What do you sa say Margaret Margaret Mar Mar- garet to the tho Jad lady for bringing you such nice milk pr prompted Mrs Irs Smith Hows the co cow asked Margaret politely Y Wom Wom Woman's Womans omans om ans an's Home Companion He lie Knew lit III 11 The elderly woman was walking along with a ayoung ayoung young woman e evidently tho her daughter and a n soling young ung- ung man A new newsboy bo persistently per per- asked the young oung man marl to bu buy a paper Gwan Gwa 1 and bu buy one I want to sell out and pit home to m my mewl She's by herself Tho The bo boy hung on until he was dismissed dis- dis missed by a negative donative no aUve nod Then he approached the elderly woman You buy one he said No I cant can't read said the tho woman with a smile Im a German Then the thc young man was wag approached a again asan aln You kin read Go ahead and bu buy one You kin kinread kinread read rend It to her No o m my e eyes are bad I cant can't seo very well I I But tho newsboy was determined to make mae a sale Well eU bu buy one for your girl Indicating the thc younger woman got pretty prett eyes oyes And needless to sa say he made the tho sale Indianapolis News Dignity of a ft Free Pre Pres In ono one of ot his speechmaking speechmaking speech speech- making tours tOUtS Attorney General Wickersham stopped in a small western western west west- ern ern rn city and arid in the course If It his stay was standing on the street corn corner r talkIng talking talking talk talk- ing to a lawyer There walked past the couple a aman aman aman man who wore the bandages bandages bandages band band- ages and bruises which indicate the activity of or ortho the tho human fist My I 1 exclaimed Wick Wick- That fellows fellow's be been n beaten up Yes said the lawyer I without concern lies Hes the thc editor of a R. scandalous I paper that's printed here Ho Hu writes stuff abusing prominent men and women women wom wom- en Who beat him him up asked greatly great great- I ly Interested Oh I dont don't know kno knore replied replied re- re plied the other His Ills pa paper paper pa- pa per educe comes out every Tuesday evening c and he looks that way or e every Wednesday morning Tho The Popular Magazine Their Connotation Gen Edwin A A. A Taylor of at the tine United Sons Sona of at Confederate Veterans told at a a. Memorial D Day banquet banquet banquet ban ban- I 1 in Memphis this tits stor story A iA Southerner he said sat at In tho the lobby of ot a New ew York hotel discuss discuss- In ing certain campaigns with 1 th a Northerner Well ell the thc Northerner ended with a laugh well w u we e licked you jOU anho any any- how ho Yes res you ou did tho the Southerner admitted but butItA Its It's plain from the size alze of t your our pension list that before we gave In we crippled eVor every blessed 1 one of you youl Washing youl Washing Washington ton tuu Star |