Show ij i- i 0 j A WOMANS WOMAN'S OBSERVATIONS N B BY EDNA D IC WOOLEY x- x THEY HAZED HIM JUST THE SAME councilman called calle A alderman In some somo cities and ana bachelor proposes nn an ordinance that will stop atop bridegroom hazing While one Is tempted to suspect that tho te bachelor councilman Is contemplating ing Immediate matrimony which he does doe not admit and so Is striving to protect himself from his many friends one at the tho same samo time agrees heartily that the new newly married should not nol be annoyed by the playful antics of or rabid acquaintances Goodness knows s the newl nely married man have troubles trouble enough nough coming coming- to em without tan any assistance from the outside Sometimes the hazing IB is a n harmless harm harm- less Jess and goo natured good natured affair as happened happened hap hap- ported to a n certain young oung man who quietly took a wUn a few tew weeks ago Being a a. popular young oung fellow he had an Idea of ot what ml might ht bo be com com- bug ug to him J If tho the day of ot hi hla hll marriage was as known Therefore tho the w wedding was quietly conducted at homo home with only the immediate relatives present and nd the young oung people without announcing an nn- an any at home da day took up residence Jn n n a suburban home where tho the carfare discourages frequent But the marriage c soon became known somebody always tells teUs and when the young oun people accompanied by the brides bride's mother came Into town tp attend a dancing dl party part their friends them ere verc laying for 1 The Tho bride was war Immediately Immediate appropriated 1 by all the looking good young ounG In the tho hall ball Not once during tho the evening was her husband permitted to dance with her or even get et near her The bridegroom and mother law W were re courteously h but firmly conducted here ere and there until the groom had Announced to each guest I r am married now This Is m my In nother Everybody please pray pm praylor for lor or me After tho the ceremony the groom was not permitted to o dance with anybody but the mother-in-law mother and md required to o treat her In every even respect ct as If he hewis WitS was dee while his friends stood around with Ith sorrowful faces and made pitying remarks In due time tho the bride and her mother moth moth- er were respectfully escorted home homo but tout the groom was spirited away to a a off tar den where he was relieved of or I f all his mone money and served with a n supper c of ff limburger cheese and I Sphere he heard condolences and was compelled to make a speech bewailing ts Is unhappy lot while hile wielding an soaked onion l handkerchief which used most moat natural looking tears to course daw down Ills his checks cheeks When hen the last owl car had rattled ts way home the bridegroom was told that he might hlo hia himself hom homeward ward That last was the tho only thing that made the bride mad JL L i didn't mind the fun tun at the tho dance she ehe said And mamma didn't mind either Sh She's 8 the best kind of a good sport you know leno so 60 she just laughed at all aU their silly doings I J didn't care car how much fun tun they poked at Harr Harry I either or what he said eald because 1 I. ene he lie lie-didn't didn't moan It And they could k-cp k 1111 old mone money But to jo make m my m poor darling walk homo borne like that after 11 he his was nil all tired out out out-I I think It was wasn wasa n It shame and I wont won't speak to ONE of or that bunch when I see an any of or them so there |