Show a aOn On the Bench With Judge McHugh By JAMES EDMUND DUFFY j u LITTLE J man with witha 1 a straggling rodL rod rod- L mustache sot deep p pen e n e eyes oyes and who showed his nervousness a at t eVer every turn was the first complainant complainant complainant com com- of a busy day daj in little Judge Dan McHugh's McHughs McHughs McHugh's McHughs McHugh's Mc- Mc Hughs Hugh's court A As the tho w wi i 1 kissed the soiled d Bible Johnny Kelly the court attendant attendant hold to his lips he became still more mores agitated When Judge McHugh McHug-h bellowed I Farley tarley against na Johan-na Farley the complainant almost swooned Are ye yo Farley asked the judge as he lIe eyed tho the diminutive man before him curiously Yin If It honor pleases YI an an she's sho's mo mo wife Well Nell ph ats th thO trouble asked the judge She ba me yer honor If It Im I'm tin lato in gittin ome ho-ome from mo In th thO mills Iv Ivan an t bhe he punches me In n th an chist an th same Is not tu to at that that an an me mo to bed inny She pulls me hair as el we-el an an SIC she tuk me be th ne ne-eck I wid her An ye there liko a a. In- In Jin an let her ba-ate ba ye jC did ye asked tho the judge in disgust What kin I do doZ began beg tho the wit wit- ness Shuro I only bo aft her in way pounds whilo me gudo gude tips a down be bo th gas j house at two hundred an an wan pounds Yc Yo have no no 1 queried tho little judge es Ye I do be havin n i. fam- fam was vas the witness' witness prompt re response re- re How haw rainy havo have yo ye o from tho court Only e yer honor Wo 0 laid away two two Molly Molly an rist their sows I Glory Glor be broke In Kelly the tho court attendant who had been an Interested Interest Interest- ed listener This tin Un th father rather Iv h teen far Shuro Shur an his ln livin do be him In a tin cat Hist Kelly warned warnell the tho Judge a case caso that me InUre intire This has com mUli ed cd a various carious on th fa ther Iv 1 teen far v Are the they no bricks In yer back m mo me gude gudo man mano asked tho the judge sympathetically el Wc thin th time this Iv urs puts yc ye accost her l knee nee git a brick er cr two But shed she'd only take im int awa away an I thin Id I'd git a n more moro ba aUn thin was tho sad reply I part Iv h th thO ol of dl did ye yc cum rom froin mo me gudo man Z ask asked d 1 1 the jud judge o inquisitively I Front From n th thO Count County May o o lay Yur iu a liar a u tha liar Im I'm tr fr fri thO th County Counts o May aw bits bUs It The They never a a. man In th the Co Coun County Count un ty 1 o May that Id et lo-et a ba ba-at him burn Dont Don't hit lilt him bun Kully Belly Finally tho argument was interrupted Interrupt c ed by bJ Mrs Johanna I Farley mo me far fur wid ye yel honor said bho sho ho sadly Th purman pur purman man ye yo has bin out Iv his hl head this tin years All th h dues lues be bo nether is 18 behind tl J n his pipe H Hd sneaked out an got ol th war rant He Ho has hl his Ivory ivery mor mornin morn morrin in jn an nu his batty he 11 wants wants' I but he lie ha has an Idee I want to rid mo me silt Iv him to marry a a. like How about th asked the th Judge an I 1 do be livin lI but the they are UlO be he mo me flub hosband Garge Garg-e Higgins ln an gudo u man the only lagacy a ac h he lie be at me Is th th Wan ran mure inure word madam said t th judge Shurly this twig Iv ais a a- am m mOIs mi mO Is not from o May-o No o eer hone honC lies He's In th Count County Down Th correct statement In the only bares out me mc firsht Go home mo gudo an an Ga bliss ye yc an th said the 11 jude as he winked knowingly a Kelly |