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Show THE SAN JL'AN RECORD Wednesday, November 1, items in his bathroom: a 2000 - Page 16 Hunter gatherer Okay, last week I got kinda emotional when I wuz writing the Holli Palmer story. This week I am back to my ol' self. I have been pondering Terry Winders article about those male wants, no matter how over priced and stupid the item, he must club it and drag it home. Women, on the other hand toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. And a woman averages 337 items in her bathroom; most of w'hich a man can not identify nor do they have any idea what have earthly purpose merely yet gathered another item, said might serve. ..except because someday she might use it. perhaps myself somewhat of an expert on extraneous traits", which is fortunate because I dont know a thing about male extraneous female traits". I decided that I ought to check w'ith someone other than myself and Bubba since there are those of you who believe that neither of us is are hunters, women are sadistic body credible when it comes to men women relationships. That being the case I called and talked with Dinosaur Man and asked why he thought Terris husband was driving around in circles, apparently lost, according to Terri. DinoMan seemed sincere and eager to assist. For starters, DinoMan said, CaveGuy, you think you are a real expert on the ol guy-chic- k problems...but ya aint. But ya wanta know what it all comes down to...? It comes down to men are hunters, women are gatherers? He said this so matter of factly I didn't dare challenge him. He continued, Ya dont believe me do ya. ..?... the reason why women ask directions is because they are gathering information. ...men dont ask directions because they are hunting for their destination. There ya men are hunters, women go... are gatherers. I hated to admit that he was making sense but decided it was in my best interest to encourage him and learn some things, Ya dont say? Ya still dont believe me do ya...?...it also explains why a man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants and a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. The man has hunted and found what he There is one thing stronger than ail the armies in the world: and that is an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo piercings. He continues, Still trying to gleam as much Ya useful still dont believe me do ya. ..?... why do information as I possible continued trying to encourage D i n o M a n to perform or surgery There yago...men traits. I actually gatherers. consider items you think your mother has saved enough Cool s So explanation, these extraneous male traits are all explained by the ol hunter-gathertheory ehh? He continued almost non stop, Listen man, this also explains why a man has five er Whip containers to store all the beans in Dove Creek? 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He probably interject that it has been would have continued to noted by my too kind and wander about but the 01 Misses loving wife that more often Moses had been gathering stuff than not, what we are hunting and things just got too heavy to for is an excuse to not work around the house or yard. tote around anymore. Men are from Mars. ..we This ol huntergather things also explains why men think hunt and therefore drive they can just get up and leave around in circles, women are the house without telling from Venus... they gather. anyone where they are going. Women, sometimes think that They think they are going we are more complicated than hunting. Ya see, if a woman that, and want to talk about does this, everyone panics it.. .but we are not! I mean because they think she might be think of it for a minute, abandoning the nest; whereas anyone that cant be trained when a man does this. ..well to lift the seat up when everyone just assumes he is conducting business and going hunting. 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