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Show j IMC LINGS. ! The Boston Adc.Ui.vr says: "No pines were fparl to t mtke the Philadelphia Phila-delphia hailstofm sicoaisfal." Texas wants t.J ii'(Lvid d into tw or raore Sta'.-.-s. Thpy say one government gov-ernment cau't parJou all that needs it there. Loui.snlle can't t.ilk of her "Pied Stockings" or "White Stockings" but she is heavy on her 'black legs." A Sau Francisco BuiciJo left a suflicieut explanation of his conduct in the shape of a photograph endorsed, endors-ed, "A thoroughly hearties woman. ' Rhode Island is a trifle agitated over an insane gentle:nm who rueand-era rueand-era around the country in the s nie-what nie-what primitive costnaie of Adam before be-fore the fall, and has a Bpecul mania for chasing juvenile children. It is aa fait with the reprnhir customers cus-tomers of an aristocratic iddwaakee I beer ial ion to have their own private I l; glasses, which are Btuck up in pignon holes like the nhaving cups in a Lon ! toil barber bhop. A rudo fellow once told Barnnm ' that ho had never exhibited anything th,.t was not a bare-faced humbug. ! "l'es I have," sai l Baruuui, ''the bearded la ly wasn't bare-faced." i A story comes to hand to the effect that a baud of circus musicians fell into a den of lions, and three ot them were torn to pieces by the beasts. The rjand was seated on the top of the den, playing st the time. Tue excit-! excit-! ing all'iir is said to have taken p.aca in a iittld town of Missouri. Estruscan jewelry, made over 2,000 yf-ars fto, was recently worn iu public by an Italian lady, and was d clare i by com meant judges to be superior in woikmauship and liuish to any made at present ia Paris. After the passengers had been takeu from the wrecked car in the Vermont railroad disaster, one of them was seen rusuiug about in a very excited manner, aud being asked if he was much injured, replied that ho "wasn't much hurt, but wanted to find his umbrella." A Lawrence woman, who is iu the habit of thrashing ber husband at intervi.l-t, conolucies the ceremony attending at-tending fiiggelation by shutting herself her-self in trie parlor, and singing "Nearer, "Near-er, My God, to thee. " ' Mrs. Stanton "does not want husbands hus-bands to claim ownerships in their wives." Mrs. Jenny June Croley wauts to know "what woman eve' meant all the love she ever wrote to her husband?" How ladies regard this kind of talk is to deponent un-known; un-known; but what man ever made such a disgraceful assault on woman a3 this, i.r what good woman di es not spurn the degrading teaching? De-trait De-trait Tribune. |