Show Letters T- T to the Editor Dear Editor Im I'm Larry and Im I'm a pressman at Utah Technical Colleges College's Colleges College's Colleges College's Col Col- leges lege's printing dept Now let me tell Ive I've seen some pretty grisly things in my time including the time Lester Fango shoved his little brothers brother's face in a vat of Don Carlos' Carlos cooking grease but what happened happen happen- ed at school today shook me bad You see like myself the rest of the guys that go to school out here are a bunch of regular fellas Theres There's Buddy Zubin Walt and Calico but about two days ago some new kid came to town and enrolled out here with the rest of ofus ofus ofus us guys Well let me tell you this guy is like nobody us guys have ever seen He claims to be some sort of super human Today we found out he sure aint Us fell fellas as were running a job just minding our own business another instructor brings some new students through the press press- room to show them all all about the class This new kid is over trying to run some pictures of a truck driver with a dogs dog's head on his body It just so happened that one of the new students was a truck driver named Big Curly and he didn't think this was so neat so he went over and shoves this new kids arm right into the press Oh boy I tell you that pew new kid just started yelling saying he was gonna get that truck driver but Curly just laughed and socked socked socked sock sock- ed him in the ear When they finally got him loose he was seen running after Etter a truck semi-truck towards Heber Yours truly Larry a 0 r o Yo LIk S. S 3 I Y M. M j 4 4 Big Curly pushed his hand through the press Shocked onlookers observe the near fatal accident Dear Editor I have been alarmed lately to note that you have not been carrying your regular column Flying Saucer News As you know I have been in several flying saucers over the past few years and have visited every planet in the Solar System As we all know we are completely surrounded by men from flying saucers who live and work right alongside of us Enclosed is a picture of my husband from fromn n the planet Kurr-go Kurr in the Andromeda galaxy He wants you to start the column up again also He also has words of advice every earthling should live by always be happy if you keep Venus in Uranus Annie Arra Arr r IY 3 r Ji J r r i k Yn f r d 1 14 a f f 4 TOO giving sage advice over telephone |