Show fLOG f- f I LOG LOGGIN GIN TIPS fro from JERRY THE THEA LUMBE LUMBERJACK 1 A MO MOUNTAIN U V OF A 1 MAN lN ti 1 A 5 Howdy out there in Timberland Timberland Timberland Timber- Timber land This is Jerry the Lumber LumberJack i Jack with a few tips that may save your life and help you from cu cutting down the wrong tree First of all I recall an instance I I heard about from the fellow loggers which concerns the proper prop prop- er way yay to scale a tree without vi thou t losing face or your arms legs your life etc It seems that these two fellows were vere engaged in the annual Lumberjacks combination flapjack eating and tree scaling contest which is held annually in Death Valley California The object of the contest is to eat as many flapjacks as you can and then climb a nearby tree and get back down before the other loggers hit you with pieces of k rock and scraps of lumber Needless Needless Needless Need Need- less to say these two VO fellows vs were vere stoned to death due to the fact that they wore yore checkered shirts and red pants So heres here's my tip to all you tree sealers When entering a scaling contest always wear year dark brown and light ligh t green colored clothes so that you blend blendin in into to the color of the tree This makes it hard to be seen and lessens the chance of getting hit with vi th ro rocks One more tip I have this month is to you fellows who vho have been sneaking girl scouts into your lumber camps We all know that this is a no no and could result in a range war var between between be be- tween the loggers and Boy Scouts of America Ill I'll sign off with a question that is whispered through the trees If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it does it make any noise |