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Show PROVO SUNDAY HERALD, SUNDAY) JULY 29, 1928. PAGE. TWO -- . IRALD Published by the Herald Corporation, A C Rodgers, president, at matter lat W. St, Provo, Utah, daily. Entered aa second-clas- s n, at Uw poatofflca la Provo, UUh.L Member of the United Press G. James the and NEA Service, Paine Editorial Serytoe, aaeo-oUUo- ';;r'r7 NewBpapera."?: T rCopyriefet Editorial . er of blowing off steam,- these urban fellows turn I loose when thev s:et around the corner from 'the con. carrier In the county, 40 cents the month; Subscription termB-- ry I have had "these wild acres for 17 years; for $8.00 the year In advance; by mail to the county, K60 outalde county, years I have lived here without a vacatidn of eight ' ' ' ' 7 V more than" a couple of weeks at a time; I have the $6.00. town angle, (and I have, the country angle; I have sHedaharTiuhted onlhelahds of other "men, ahdT R. W. Gdodeil, and managing uitor manager; Gunnar Rasmusoti, Ji. have frequent .opportunity to converse with -townsmen editor; N; C Hicks, county editor; J, A. mrens, advertising manager, who Bcek to snare my trout, and kill my grouse, and shoot a couple of does with fawns at heel, and thru the years I notice that the average of town tuffneas increases,, and the Innate decency of Good vi8ltorsthatnatural decency that enables you to to made be Announcement of contemplated enlargements shut a gate as a matter of habit and lessen; HILL BILLY Here is another little thing I have noticed with in' the Trovo plant of the Columbia Steel .corporation without Increasing frequency!- Tuff fellows on the highway n big cars- who try doubt is the most animating news that has reached Provo to ram battered flivvers off the pavement; fellows who honk the norn a nasty snarl when there Is no necessity, and who, if you give them in a long time. It comes as the fulfillment of predictions with one dirty look, are eager to hop out and bust you one; always provided memor-"StPno motor-made by the late Wiggington E. Creed, who on that you weigh 40 pounds less, and are 15 years older IF there-Iof Cycle cop about Big, lordly guys In handsome cars, Just thirsting for "the 1924. 7. iledared Da that growth v." June " r t i ir, ..Jfe. ruckus these follows neither annoy nor intrigue me; I wasn't raised b& the same steady" "permanent an jfeni oufjhdustry-mus- t in the woods to be -- scared of an owland 4he tuffest eft them can be wimou irouming 10 aismouni, nor ao you require any- arsenal; that the pioneers taught us Js the. only sound lamealust don't like that little old lead pencil wrllingHowHTTieir- number; -they .. . ..:7.;.:t.v tning ior numan society. nd4her it is again; they want a fight. - hut you suggest old John Law - To thosewho were anticipating revolutionary conditions and they wilt like a skunk cabbage in late July, . What-- a Bweet pseudo-tuf- f. bath pfcowardaraJbfiingjjredin the - this' had a emmunitytbswords . n7tideyelopnitntf , new west.1 - News , " its subsidiary" industries. .With President J. D. Grant's announcement that the company expects to branch out into several new lines, one of which will be theconstruction of a plant for the manufac ture of tin plate, it is certain that Frovo will benefit by such enlargement. ; - It 43 hot certain,' however, that the plate plant will come ,here. but with a 5(L000 ton plant operating either here or at one of the Pacific coast plants, it is certainlhat the Provo ...- -. ". ". - -- n in sttnht'- - of man nature ' hu- - will-pow- er .1. nil, 3 iu, wiiuui ; Interesting Statistics: ' If all the biscuits baked by June brides in the past 30 days were laid end to end, they would make a ' mighty fine .., y f y paved highway. actually returned from a picnic par- " ifc-1tv and refrained ' ' from showing everybody In the office hew sunburned his heck waa! j Photo by Pat .Bergman;- . .. .. Now that -- the song of the night- Falls Ingale and the roar of twe wouldn't ' line up for -- two have been broadcast, Niagara --nothing re minutes to watch Clara Bow play mains but" to broadcast the subtle .- - John D. Rockefeller'a-Lholdinghave increased $500,000,000 In "value during the past 10 years, according to. a WallStreet statisticiaru This should encourage Mr. Rockefeller to s . , T ' CERTS. ODORS CATALOGUED LEE MADSEN. worth Signed much' Sometimes it's very whil to be able to select which has been, noticed before. For pie chemical tests. By the-- new method,;; odors are instance, in the selection of perin the simply graded as to their four quaii-- " fumes, or, more sinisterly, detection of crime- .- Every once in ties, - These aret sweetness, soura while, a' Criminal is taken, blood- ness, tarryness and putridity. Num- hound fashion, so to speak,, by trac bers represent the degree of each quality, Odor""nUmbr 4032, thereing odors. At all events, a new sweet, not at (ill odor cataloguing has been fore would developed which promises that all sour, somewhat tarry and aj)it put-odors jpay be so noted aa to becorJ -rid Ail odors "can be so classified, rectly classed, in future, after sim- - it is said T-- art-od- or, - sys-ten- he-qui- ..- aluio there are plentyof folks vWit' - who would By Jim Marshall -- - . . JulieiUoJDt"Colliag?s-Romep,- DAILY ' d- "Yes, sir, there Is Nothing I like better than to get.out on a good hot the cured that feat was beyond day, saw a pile of wood, and work of up a nice, healthy sweat!" the " , -- THEOBSERVER - " it " iv r ',... , Editor Herald; ( I too am wondering , what has to our midayband con, tory decree of divorce this happened morning, when she testi- certs.Some one" has been responsfied that her husband was ible in denying ue this, one bit of one of those practical Jokand pleasure, and I, as ers who delight to set fire enjoyment Provo.'would like to ask of a citizen to the bottom of the paper " 1 - J 1 : the reason why.- you are reading. "J mors divine la there; anything Photo by. Eugene Hardy... ' 'or more inspiring than those sweet ' music that I am sure we Another embarrassing moment is strains of so much to hear. Is there tie falls off, all love more when your Teady-made spiritual or upliftanything into the soup. ing? Is there anything bad about J , it?. With the class of programs Gene Tunney received lj)00,000 that," our band has been rendering," can there be anything but .good? for fighting Heeney Thursday night I say that" no church, or creed of was it worth and it every cipher can contribute more to us. In a way, and I voice my oppoGosh, we wish we had a- Job work- spiritual sition 'against emphatically ing in a nice, cool sewer! and self ish powetJislng .. this from us. in taking Art Shannon. feel quite sure that I am I . l"rmnPY With hng gprnking SCIENCE jority of the good people of Provo. LET'S HAVE OUR BAND CON1 Abottamale! i I -- LOCAL MAN AMAZES SAVANTS! hoy said it couldn't he done, but . Altho M ilber 4. Codfish did . to "strange meaning., Thefewas an element of Houbt as how meet their soon, if ever, this IndustryVouJd reach a point to " or more established and"other were Townsites expectations-.were launched, - notwithstanding less speculative proj-ectwarninss were sounded, by men of experience. On the other hand; there weje those wjthinthe sound of "Mr. Creed's voicewho realized the soundness of his words "when he asked to cb forward with this community and be come "a part and parcel of the sons of Utah valley." They knew that very few industries that have lasting qualities reach the height of their production overnight. The history of industries of this type points to slow but certain develop ment. had faith in the future development And so those-hEach year has of this industryare not to be disappointed shown substantial enlargements, either in the steel plant pr ,- The radio liar, the golf liar, and the fishing liar can now take a back seat. . ..The gink who owns a, porch thermometer has,. the floor! uninvited- , ; These hot, hot daya Are far from Jolly, I feel Uke -. rU Pl ;t The Republicans will campaign on Lil dee Gee, th' office vamp, says the, issue of the full dinner pail. The the ideal summer hammock should Democrats will go even farther. be just big enough for one, but They wiU promise a bottle of Bud- - strong enough for twor weiser to go in the dinner palL 1 jTr-c'w- L ! absent-mindedne- ss rt KEWS, Mrs. Amos J. Jellybean waa granted an interlocu- whistle: of a peanut roaster. 1928) "Tliwdy, folks!: The height of Is to fall into the water and forget that you can swim.. , : COUBTHOUSE J re - . Business office, 95; Society reporter, 107; room, 1208. If you do not receive your paper before 6 p. m. telephone 95 and a copy will be. delivered to your residence. 'Telephones PROVO-CATIO- K f, Communicatioa , ' THlir Billy'a jrie'ws, Jxl his dally Stories, are .his. own. They ,do not EDITOR.) necessarily, coincide with those of this newspaper. By IIILA. I511XX It. is not m oontehtion that townsmen are more wicked than. hicks are; altho I abide In the hills, I suppose l woum te regaraea as an. uroan prouuci; ceriainiy i- can up a ueunup wuu piupei- upiuiuu m nun uui ' best taverns.,.-at least, are aiSBut it does seem to me that city people, many so perpetually hounded by. cops and so harrassed by dicks and inspectors and deputies and uplifters and petty v stuffed-shibureaucrats, self - Inflated until only their bunions 60 So. Scrippa give away anothec new dime. Cossacks and Cowards One of the LISTEN; main objects of the Down at the bank the other day club is to abolish UnSslahding as we were putting in our weekly and make all its members free and J2.35 we noticed" a poster showing independent . " to lines of men one line trying to get to a bank The girl's father was visiting the teller's window and the other try n young a couple's new home just after to into get ing they returned from, their honey and a caption over the poster : asked "In which line will you bfc moon. 'Charming," commented the old at 60?" man, "and the best part about It Is, and dutiful aa we always are we told the banker that we didn't that you haven't asked me for any r expect to be In any lino at 60 or money to furnish it. "We "Yes, sir," replied even at 40 and that our days as a line- - don't have to pay the first install stander ended when the govern ment for two months." French . ment told Us we'd been a good boy Humor.during the war and that we could a go home now.: . , ' ccnmieal Trantportmtlom for : Wt&ftk ' ffi soup-kitche- 6r - rv -- son-in-la- , )c (t No' one'3ught " V -- irii-- if tru u ii (mil vv im ii u u ii mna u u ir iv 1 1 i i t s t t UBZU 3(t to be standing in anyone with determination and a little luck and membership in the club. ought" to be out having a good time by then Instead of giving up to the banker every week or decorating a bread line and at 60 we are going to sail and around In the "Freedom" ' check up on all the club members and if we find any among them It begins to appear that this presidential campaign is darned If we won't break right and cry-- i going to be relatively free from bunk, as far as the two down - Sometimes we think that if all leading candidates are concerned. the. time spent by the American Smith-refuse- d to as a brick Al for First pose pictures army during the war In has been used for fight layer. He based his refusal on the simple ground that every one knows he isn't a bricklayer, and that a picture of him ing the war would have been, over a lot sooner. ; posing as one would be "Boloney. this saving us from a considAnd now Herbert Hoover has refused to let erable amount of boredom we figure we put in at least Bnap him kissing a baby. He doesn't propose to go about of the war standing in line me cuiuury Kissing oaDics, ana ne won r hartrtne cameramen half for everything from accepting a tauc mm into it. - In the arm to few million mats simply line, in both casi-s- . If only the subord gathering upbugs a lot of cigar couthe French used for pons that inates oi the two candidates can he as level-head' throughout money uie campaign, we may get somewhere. sfc sfc j)c jfs are a peculiar race of people full of patience and hope and every time they, shuffle forward a foot or two they grow " enthusiastic . The best thing the world can do about the Italia disaster and be long won't "It say .' is to forget it. . i I l.-iiB- plant will be enlarged' to supply the raw material for this ' production Therefore, there is reason for rejoicing, and Provo" as well as her sister towns of Utah county might well view the future with optimism.- - " ' - "Boloney" Pictures 'V. ltne-stand- linf-standi- 1 I W " t n SW 11. 1 rr .A 'Jff M Over 750,000 Bigger and Better Chevrolets delivered since Jan. 1st! " , rv NO of Iffiiall, - meeo this. : E Acclaimed by hundreds of thousands everywhere as the world's most luxurious d car, the Bigger and Better Chevrolet has enjoyed such tremendous preference on the part of buyers that today it stands first choice of the nation for 1928 1 '"'"J ! n: Ir I '-- Line-waite- rs Think,Rather, of the Heroism Over 750,000 new Chevrolets delivered to oVners since January 1st! The largest number of automobiles sold this year by any single manufacturer! Never has any Chevrolet enjoyed such overwhelming public endorsement for never has any car combined such impressive performance,such delightful comfort,and such distinctive styled - now!" until t finally there eomes the Already, bad blood has been stirred up between Scandinecstatic moment when they arrive avian countries and Italy. Now, at the box office or the teller's planned rtheir onlyTesultccan be the broad- window or the casting of fresh accusations, the generation of new quarrels and then In a flash all - the Nobile tried and failed. Ke is alive. Amundsen went weary waiting is forgotten and contentment reigns to the rescue-un- d failed. lie is dead. , ' Let" us forget petty squabbling about what, might have Personalty we've done all the been and think, rather,, of the bravery that was we Intend to do bravery standing-in-linv -- - long-drawn-o- ut "investi-gationsa- low-price- re soup-cauldr- . -- 4-. ... In spite of the theory that fiah will not live and Increase in voters fed directly by glaciers, becnu-- ' they are too. cold and 'lack food qualities, the Canadian government has decided to plant 250,000 brook trout fry in Maligne Lakerthe largest body of glacial water in the Candian Rockies. It is in Jaspor National Park, Alberta. . r ,: LOOK AT YOUR SHOES! Everyone Else Does 208 West Center "Real Service" . tfnlCi WE. UN! PIUS BkANU. . 1 KnU-r- . l'IIUl Umt ud 5 ml nrtUlk lxt. 4 X l( Oi alM ilk FluaYYJ Obko. TkCTCW Bar V It if ;ni. am. Ikkh mumort hMl.(Urnt B.I! lu II m... 1 ... ZS, beautiful bodies by Fisher; finished in modish colors these are among the outstanding reasons why people everywhere 1 - Come in and inspect the car that has won such spectacular nationwide approval! i The SZ1 I V, i TliToorin ' I X -- 817-PEOP- 7 rvrircTir ANIMALS y" - m - 334-WllD"-p; X f t V , ' TWICE DAILY 1 '..:.!495 SpenCabrtelM.. rnp tj7J LudM I TteCsnwilbla Coup (595 8i - 1 I , 2 P.M. Q C-i -1 . . 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