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Show OH YEAH COLUMN Sunday is called a day of rest. Some folks in Smithfield rest so hard they need a day off Monday Mon-day to recover. The experts say more efficiency in the home is needed. Ma says she is doing her best to train Pa. but frequently she can only give i him a "D" mark nr Ipcc The philosophers tell us not to blame our faults on our ancestors. an-cestors. As our ancestors are mostly most-ly dead and can't talk back, it is popularly considered the most convenient way to lay the faults off on them. The girls may be a little slow washing the dishes. They are called faslt workers when it comes to lining up the boys for dates. There are said to be .all kinds of weather in litis country. It is plenty hot in the sporting resorts, re-sorts, and quite frigid if you go around trying to sell something. In spite of all the good advice we have given the world, it still keeps on acting up and getting itself it-self into all kinds of trouble. Germany is fighting for more extended living space, while the young people of America are trying try-ing to crowd closer together in their automobiles. Th American people want good hill climbers as cars. They do not seem interested in muscles-having muscles-having this power. Newcomers in towns 'often complain com-plain of feeling lonely and neglected. neg-lected. They are invited to attend at-tend all the meetings where they are tod how their couduct can be improved. What is the most appropiate way to welcome newcomers to a town? Don't know, though the most common way is to call on them and invite them to sign a subscription paper. |