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Show i hope the soil will prove suitable-: suitable-: for raising either vegetables .or . ' flowers. In this country the women, complain of they get a few drops, of rain on their hats. Wonder.-how Wonder.-how they would like it in Europe., where they may get a bomb oru those new hats any time. OH YEAH COLUMN Pa says he can't attempt to own his own home, until Ma lets him own himself. ThQ ministers ask how they can increase the attendance at church. Might try charging a good price for admission,, placing a limit on membership, and demonstrating that membership is necessary for social success. Most towns have a road or path called the "Lovers' lane". Principal trouble with such a place in these times is that a lane is a place where you are supposed to walk. The poets tell about making the welkin ltng. Albolut the only thing that rings in Smithfield now is the doorbell. Worn paint is said to need attention. at-tention. The girls seen constantly working nublic with their make- up appear to believe in that idea. They saw that some of the boys at camp can't write well enough to write home to the girl friend. If they send pictures of themselves them-selves in uniform, that will fix everything all right. Why do so few men wear whiskers nowdays? Perhaps some men decided that soup deposits did not make the whiskers smell any better. Many of the boys say they can't get up the courage 'to ask any girl to marry them. If they are desirable as husbands, that won't stop them from getting married. ; Gardners are urged to have helr soils tested. The boys will ! |