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Show Musical Not. ' A music teacher In a New England school was trying to make the children chil-dren In th fourth grad understand th value of a triplet to get thorn to know that three quarter-note under a brc were equal to two quarter-note. She couldn't make them understand; under-stand; and finally, In despair, sha asked: "Wnat are three little bable born all at the ame time called?" "Accidental!" shouted a small boy, with a vague remembrance of tb lesion les-ion of a week before. New Philanthropy. "We think a lot of that man. H baa done much for our town " "Did he glvo you a library, or a hospital?" ' Nothing like that. He endowed our baseball team with a flrst-clas pitcher." pitch-er." Going Bom. Marks "I married my wife a month after she accepted me." Parks "That's nothing. 1 married mine three days after she refused me." Itoston Transcript. Plunkvill Picking Up. "Money ta loosened up considerably consider-ably since the Standard Oil decision." "So?" "Ye; Jim Wombat has bought a wheel barrow that he vii hesitating about." Iulsvillf Courier-Journal. Tactful. Sufferer (to dentist's servant) Not In tiHlay? Dear, dear, I wanted to consult him badly. Servant Well, let' hope jauil (till have toothache tomorrow FUieseait) Ulatier. |