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Show that some people look all hat when attired in partisan headgear. That "that thar' talkin' m'obine" surprised sur-prised some of the old timers. That the Salt Lake coal combine Jwill raiss the price of coal In that city. That Editor Rosenbanm of the Brig-ham Brig-ham City Report i3 just a little conceited. conceit-ed. That the Mantl waterworks system is not quite as dry as it was daring the past summer. That the sooner the election i ever the better for all concerned except the defeated party, That the richer we get the richer we wish to be, and the poorer we get the poorer we are bonnd to be. That Judge Whiteeotton don't particularly partic-ularly relish the idea of being a republican republi-can " 'cause Joseph Smith was." That our bister city, Ephrlam, is;sore-ly is;sore-ly afflicted with a species of lower animal ani-mal life known, as'hoodlam. That sines the publication of "Nuggets, "Nug-gets, of Troth" the lioerals have a bone to pick and it is tot devoid of meat, either. That erery intelligent parson cxper-periencea cxper-periencea a feeling of disgust when they see that pamphlet entitled ' Nuggets Nug-gets of Truth" etc. That the sixty miles of heavy steel rails that are piled up near Thistle wiii be used oa ttw sou thornjextemiou of the Rio Granda Western. That the coantry papers of Utah are better, on an average, than the rural rags of any other state or territory but are not patronized as extensively. That we need more factories, .more mills, more mines, more money and fewer nftther-in-laws, monuments and mortgages. That the maa who" don't like what another says does nothave to listen except in the ease of a prisoner hearing his sentence pronounced. That the young man who is in the habit of standing on the street corners with his hands in his pockets and winking wink-ing at the pretty girls is getting comfortably com-fortably scarce these days the weather is quite cool and ,the yomg man has neither overcoat or gloves. |