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Show Inter-Mountain Editorial Hilites Selected for Western Newspaper Union Service by R. A. C. and C. b V. Now that the supply of rock and rye has become scarce, Ryegate has concluded it needs a new water system. sys-tem. Butte (Mont.) Miner. It seems like a long look ahead, but do you know that Delta will some day have one of the nation's largest aluminum plants located here. Delta (Utah) Chronicle. Ohio's dry director rules that malt and hops may be sold only to bakers. This put new meaning in those lines, "Hippity hop to the bakery shop '-Ailt '-Ailt Lake Telegram. A narrow-minded man is one who won't admit it, hut really believes that the world would be better off if there were no one living in it but himself. Twin Falls (Idaho) Times. We wouldn't admit that any other hnhy is hetter than our own becnuse i better baby would be too good foi ' this world and we wouldn't wish tell te-ll ring sorrow into the lives of its par ents. Emtnott (Idaho) I unniner. A rennsylvaninn advfcrtised for bride and got her. But when she appeared ap-peared she proved to be the color of a ?oal heaver. It pays to advertise, but n the case of brides there should be i call for specifications. Midvabt (Idaho) Reporter. Judge I.andis is to receive 42,500 as presiding officer of big league baseball and he will still receive 57500 as a federal judr'ge. This appears ap-pears to indicate that he is getting too little for his work for the government, govern-ment, or too much for his basebal? lob. Butte (Mont.) Miner. In Paris the American colony celebrated cele-brated the election victory with great rejoicings including some wine. Weren't they mean to partake of what w could not get at home. We had to do the voting and all the work of the election and they drank the wine' Goldfield (New) Tribune. As winter approaches the annual crusade against smoke is put, on ir-Salt ir-Salt Lake City. Experts and near en perts, some local and some fron abroad, take the center of the stagi and set forth schemes to do away with the nuisance. A great bif city without smoke is impossible. Cities produce smoke and in the calm atmosphere at-mosphere of winter the smoke settles over the city and stays there. Kay ville (Utah) Reflex. The official report from Washing ton states that there is now a circulating cir-culating medium in this countrj lmounting to $51.50 per capita. Well, b'gosh, if there is any law in this glorious old country un'i.er and by virtue of which the son-oi'-a-gun who has our $51.50 can be apprehended and hanged, or burned in oil, or something we would like to see it in action-Logan action-Logan (Utah) Journal. There is an awful danger in this giving the vote to women which we never happened to think of until now, when it 's too late. Suppose she is Republic! n and we are Democratic or 'tother t.'ay around, and she insir.ts that we rote her ticket, and if we refuse re-fuse she begins to operate the kitchen clutA she has upon our appetites? Why. say, man, we are powerless already, al-ready, and don't know it. Brigham City (Utah) Journal. The labor outlook for Burley nnd all southern Idaho for the coming winter is not bright. There is no wc rk in sight to take the place of the harvesting harvest-ing of the crops and the operation of the sugar factories, which will soon end for the season. There are more mei, than jobs in this section for the fin.t time in four years, and there is little question but what unemployment ;vi 1 increase. Burley (Idaho) Bullet Bul-let ,n. m Manila a bill has been introduced in the legislature appropriating $500,-LX $500,-LX 0 annually for the purpose of carrying car-rying on a propaganda in the United Slates for their independence. If they can prove that they are ready for it. the United States will probably not charge them that much for what they want. This country is committed to the theory of . self-government for the Islands ultimately. We are not yet all convinced that the ultimate time has come. The Filipinos may want us to help them later. are not yet ready to Mexicanize the Philippines, or permit the Carranzas or Villas of the islands to do it- Goldfield (Nev.) Tribune. The first real talking machine in tvhieh no improvement has ever been made was made nut of a rib. Goldfield (Nevada) Tribune. In Holland they are talking about a republic because they have had one queen a good while and she has only a daughter. That means another queer In course of time if the monarchy con Unties. So the Dutch, who seem a little lacking in gallantry and thf iense of humor, are seriously advocating advocat-ing a republic as the less of twa evilg rJ2reka (Nev.) Sentinel |