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Show 24 The Dixie Owl, St. George, Utah TENNIS CLUB The Tennis Club is now in full swing It is The Club with Dolph Lund as its King. Next in rank is Vice President, lone, She is the girl with the lively tone. Louies the one that takes all the cash, You just pay her if the rackets you smash. The Tennis Club wants you to be square, They believe in dealing right and fair. The number of members is thirty-eigh- t, Heres where each fellow may choose a mate. This game is the simplest of simple arts, Its played by philosophers and winners of hearts. See Nicholes, the man of philosophy, And whos more romantic than Romney? Amateurs may think the expressions strange, But theyre naturally simple and cant be changed. Love is the easiest of things to learn, And The Deuce comes in on every turn. You can join the Club and be a shark, Learn the art now, and make your mark. L. H. Schuyler M. Say, Orval, what is the fifth book of Moses called? Its Orval II. Elwood. M. Theres no such a book in the Bible. Schuyler Deuteronomy. Orval H. ? Well, isnt Elwood due-to-Romn- ey During a heated argument between the opposing attorneys, Seegmiller and Gates, on points of the law, Marion turned to Keith and said, I could swallow you whole. If you did youd have more brains in your stomach than. you ever had in your head, answered Keith. |