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Show Humor Mr. Nicholes had patiently walked the floor for four nights with the baby, and on the evening of the fifth day he came home with a package under his arm. lie took off the wrappings and revealed a bottle of Soothing Syrup. Oh, Joe, exclaimed Mrs. Nicholes, I hope you arent going to give the baby that dreadful stuff. Dont worry, dear, answered he, Im going to take every drop of it myself. We raise lots of apples down in Arizona, Joseph Ray. they are good brain producing material. Why dont they raise more of them here ? I dont know unless its because the Lord Mr. Hall. put them where they were most needed. Well Mr. Roy Whitehead (in American History) Romney, why havent France and Germany got a natural boundry line? Charles Dodson handed in the following Pants. essay on Pants are made for men and not for women. Women are made for men and not for pants. When a man pants after a woman, and a woman pants after a man, that makes pair of pants. Pants are like molasses, they are thinner in summer and thicker in winter. There has been some discussion as to whether pants is singular or plural, but I think that when a man wears his pants, thats plural, and when he goes without them, thats singular. If you want to make a pair of pants last, make the coat first. that he has found that it helps a great deal for students to read the lesson over before they come to class. Mr. Romney says |